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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:37 AM
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Where's a Tuesday when you need one? Please come CAPTION!!!


W. is "thinking": "Hmmmm. What to do about a legacy??? . . . I can't be the Peacefullest President. Or the Horsebacking Riding Most President. Or the National Parks Mostest President. And the Middle East is kinda out of the question. . . . Hmmm. . . . Maybe I can be the Most Steadfastest President, or the Dog Loving Most President, or . . . ."
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Blackthorn Donating Member (675 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:40 AM
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1. "I said bottom drawer, Condi. Jeez".
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:40 AM
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2. Good thang Ah'm a-wearin' "Oops! I Crapped My Pants!"
...because I just did...
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:45 AM
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3. What coke? I was just takin' a close look at these important documents.
Sniff.
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GaYellowDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:45 AM
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4. "I wonder if they're serving cheeseburgers today."
nfm
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:51 AM
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5. I can be the country measuring president. Russia is big and so is China...
...and it took eight hours for Hu Jintao to get home from the meeting. None of the other G8 guys knew any of that stuff, not even Angela. I'm the only one!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:53 AM
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6. "Let's see if they can smell this one...
Edited on Tue Aug-01-06 12:55 AM by Viva_La_Revolution
It's gonna be a big, and I ate all those eggs yesterday..."

{6 seconds missing from the tape}

"Heh heh"
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