If you wanted to exile a disgraced Chimperor to a prison island

[tocqueville]

would it be :

motivate your choice and type of punishment.

[whistle]

1. Planet Mars

[tocqueville]

6. Why do you hate Martians ? n/t

[whistle]

29. Sorry, I wasn't thinking, let's make that one of the Orion Belt astroids

...instead

[Sanity Claws]

12. my immediate response too

He mentioned Mars in a SOTU address so it seems fitting.

[gratuitous]

2. Little Diamede Island in the Bering Strait

No brush to cut, the cruelest punishment of all.

[Ezlivin]

3. The Island of Dr. Moreau

He can even get a cellmate.

[porphyrian]

4. I don't want him on a prison island, I want him in the general population.

He deserves no special treatment at all.

[LifeDuringWartime]

22. i voted other

i like your idea quite a bit.

[hobbit709]

5. Bikini atoll

Then he would serve as something useful-a laboratory rat that glows in the dark.

[napi21]

7. Abu Gharib! Hell, he'll have a chance to see just how happy

he has made the people in Iraq! He thinks he created a new democracy over ther, and I think he should have a chance to try it out!!!!

[The Deacon]

8. "IF"?

[tocqueville]

10. it's YOUR choice, WHEN it happens n/t

[Flying Dream Blues]

9. Gitmo--under Iraqi guard. After all, it's in the Caribbean, as

Darth Cheney said, so what's not to like? The Iraqis can shower him with flowers, right after they finish the statue of GWB in the grand square. I'm sure they would love the opportunity to thank Chimpy, the humanitarian, for bringing freedom and democracy to their people.

[Swamp Rat]

11. "Set the controls for the heart of the Sun."

"A Saucerful of Secrets" - Pink Floyd

[gilpo]

13. Plum Island....

with no protection.

[tocqueville]

14. Animal Disease Center ? ROFL

[davidwparker]

15. The Hague ... under Sadam's guard.

[Ivan Sputnik]

16. Rikers

With no guards.

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Devil's Island, guarded by a battalion of troupes de marine...

all selected for their lack of conversational English.

And made to stand respectfully every morning as the tricoleur is run up and La Marseillaise played.

[tocqueville]

20. on the menu snails, snails and snail soup on Sunday.

[Spider Jerusalem]

23. And cervelle de veau.

And tripe.(Because he'd probably be as horrified by those as by escargots.)

[reichstag911]

18. You forgot Abu Ghraib,...

...and that would be my choice. Especially if he gets visited regularly by the Shi'a militia with power tools in hand.

[tocqueville]

19. it's not an island or else it have been my first choice n/t

[reichstag911]

24. So why does it have to be...

...an island? Just bundle him up and send him off to the scene of his great conquest. I'm sure he'll do fine there!

[tocqueville]

25. a lot of disgraced Emperors end up on islands...

but it's not necessary I agree. I tried to limit the choices with some historical places...

[reichstag911]

26. Here's a good historical place for ya:

The Bastille. And it's French (and we know how much Chimpy loooooooooooves the French!

[tocqueville]

27. the problem is that it was demolished under the Revolution

but there is still a landmark on a square. A solution is to put him there in a cage and American turists could come and taunt him.

[reichstag911]

30. The ones that would go to France would;...

...God knows, FReepers wouldn't be caught dead there...or anywhere buut their couches, for the most part.

[datadiva]

21. How about this

We build an open cell like in X-Men. Place it in a prominent location in the foyer of the White House and make it open to visitors daily. We could have tours and keep him on display forever. Nah, that would defile it even more than he's defiled it already.

[muriel_volestrangler]

28. Gruinard Island, just off the Scottish north west coast

http://www.banthebomb.org/militaryscotland/23.html

Contaminated with anthrax during British tests in WW2, it was cleaned up in the 1980s by a team including Dr. David Kelly. While nominally safe now, no-one lives there. The ironies are just too much to resist.