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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:38 PM
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George W. Bush has found the INTERNET TUBES!
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:40 PM
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1. ROFLMAO!!!!
Quick, call Ted Stevens. He can get his own private "internets" and not have to wait days for it to arrive!
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Karmageddon Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:41 PM
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2. If you pull those caps off the ends, the internets might work faster
Either that, or he's thinking "man, I could snort a shitload of coke through one of these babies"
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:42 PM
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3. The tubes have clearly confounded him, judging by the look on his face.
Edited on Thu Jul-27-06 03:42 PM by Lex
Wait. Maybe he always looks like that.

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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:43 PM
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4. He usually just uses a rolled up $100 bill
"Them tubes is bigger than the ones I use.. Heh heh heh"
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:46 PM
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5. I think that's INTERNETS TUBE.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:47 PM
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6. Apparently he founds Saddam Hussein's aluminum tubes
in a garage on a ranch in Crawford Texas!!!

:rofl:

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goforit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:48 PM
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7. Heeeee Heeee
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:55 PM
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8. Dang, look at his face! He's envious!! Tube envy!!!
:rofl:

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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 04:00 PM
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9. Taking stock of his coke stash?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 05:52 PM
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10. The Great ZEPELLIN TUBE?
Porgie will save mankind or know the reason why...his brain is still AWOL
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 05:55 PM
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11. Is the truck late to pick up those tubes?
Or will my Internets be late from my staff tonight?
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