Caption Condi

[Kadie]

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a news conference on the Lebanon crisis in Rome, July 26, 2006. (Giampiero Sposito/Reuters)

[JuniperLea]

1. Oh god, my feet hurt

I need to go shopping.

[Binka]

3. She Looks Pregnant To Me

She can't wait to flush W jr down the commode.

[JuniperLea]

8. Oooooo! Good catch!

Now that I look again, it does remind me of that wave of nausea!

[Binka]

2. This Morning Sickness Is Killing Me

[Ganja Ninja]

23. Yikes! A real life Black Bush. n/t

[acmavm]

4. How do I defend this stupid SOB again? What lame crappy

excuse can I come up with now?

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "I miss my afternoon delights with the king!"

[tridim]

6. "Damn it all.. I could have been a concert pianist"

"I just want to go home to my husb.. I mean the President"

Check out her "mAnn hands".

[Mandate My Ass]

7. Must keep lizard skin from showing. Eeek, the cameras are on!

Suffer, hag. That's not a caption but I couldn't help myself.

[neoblues]

9. "Thank Heavens that one was 'silent'... Condi Thinks to Herself"

"After She Farts on Stage (again)".

What a particularly unpleasant thought.

[AndyA]

10. "Oh my God, what in the hell am I doing again? The world is literally

falling apart, and I'm somehow right in the middle of it all. That idiot George hasn't a clue what he's doing, and neither do I! I just want it to all go away, so I can spend afternoons shopping for shoes, and maybe then I'd have the time to get my teeth fixed..."

[Ioo]

11. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Takes an Eye Test

F A I L U R E

[BringEmOn]

12. He hit be because I didn't keep the Oval Orifice clean.

[Ioo]

13. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Wishes She was Shoe Shopping.

[zeemike]

14. You can't see the lie, if I look with one eye n/t

[GeorgeGist]

15. Voice over...

"Head On, apply directly to forehead"
"Head On, apply directly to forehead"
"Head On, apply directly to forehead"
"Head On, apply directly to forehead"
"Head On, apply directly to forehead"
"Head On, apply directly to forehead"

[tridim]

19. Hehe.. Good one! n/t

[PuraVidaDreamin]

16. This woman is in over her head

and she just realized it.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "Gawd Damn, that Roman booze last night sure is kicking my ass

this morning! If I can just get well this time I SWEAR, I'll never get sick again!"

[mrbassman03]

18. "Y'ar! All this plundering of foreign lands and I forgot my eye patch!"

n/t

[lutefisk]

20. "Ice cream headache, ice cream headache...brain freeze!" n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

21. "...there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's..."

[SpiralHawk]

22. "You wouldn't believe how dumb the AWOL creep I work for is." - Condi

Pssst - you're a real piece of work, too, darling.

[EstimatedProphet]

24. STUPIDITY! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

[Hubert Flottz]

25. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yes Karen...Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!"

[partylessinOhio]

26. I sense the Condoho has Parkinsons or a muscle disease.

Did you notice how her head jerks? Also, she has difficulty descending stairs when she deplanes. Each foot drops very hard on the stair treads as if she lacks the muscle control to put her foot down lightly without a hard jerk.

She is a heartless woman and I have no sympathy for whatever happens to her.

It is extremely cruel for her to stand in the way of a ceasefire.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. Can't take ... too much ... more sunlight ... ahhhh!

Where's my coffin?

[Hubert Flottz]

28. "And DEAR heavenly father, bless this holy war and our next war

and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next, in Exxon's HOLY name...Amen!"

[elehhhhna]

29. I'm CHUCKIE, your friend to the end!

[FSogol]

30. True Romance. and the thought balloon says, "He said he loved me

but why did he give a backrub to that woman?"

[Hubert Flottz]

31. "And why is he always kissing those ugly men on the heads?"