What does this 'W' mean? - Democratic Underground

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Tue Jul-25-06 03:42 PM
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What does this 'W' mean?

W'04.

I see these little round stickers on the back windows of a lot of cars here in redneck land. There’s a lot of meanings a single letter of the alphabet could have. It is assumed that everyone already knows that the ‘W’ stands for ‘Walker’, the middle name of the dimmest pResident this country ever had. But, what if somebody came from another planet and saw all these ‘W’ stickers? What would they think it meant? And what would they think about the person drving the car? I just thought I’d come up with some alternative meanings for this letter, so people who actually voted for this national embarrassment will feel better.

Wacky ………...describes this administration and most Republicans.
Wad……………small compact mass of brain tissue.
Wadding………collection of small compact masses of brain tissue, often mistaken for the GOP.
Waddle………..clumsy, rocking walk.
Wade………….proceed slowly and laboriously; (i.e. when reading a book.)
Wader…………one who wades when reading ‘My Pet Goat’.
Wafer…………small crisp cracker, like a pretzel, someone could choke on in unusual circumstances.
Waffle………..To talk indecisively while claiming to be the decider.
Wag…………..The GOP swinging the entire dog with it’s tail right before the elections.
Wage…………To engage in. (i.e.: To wage war.)
Wager………..To bet. A bet. (who wants to wager that global warming isn’t real?)
Waggery……..Mischievous jocularity (like giving German Chancellors an unwanted backrub).
Wagon……….Something ‘pretzel boy’ falls off of from time to time.
Wahoo…….…A deciduous North American shrub.
Waif……….…A homeless, neglected wonderer. (seems to be a lot of these today)
Wait……….…Something our pResident is tired of doing, especially for Armageddon.
Waiter……….One of the jobs most Americans won’t do (for $3.00 per hour and no benefits).
Waitress……..(See ‘waiter’)
Walk…………To steal (Walk off with the election)
Walking Papers…..Notice of dismissal towards anyone who disagrees.
Wall…………Something we’re building on the Mexican boarder.
Wallet……….Most important part of a Republican.
Wallflower…..What this pResident would be if he was born into a poor family.
Wallow……...To roll about in the mud. (Karl Rove’s second favorite pastime)
Wall Street…..Most important street to Republicans.
Walnut……....A nut.
Walrus……....A big blubbery mammal, sometimes mistaken for Karl Rove.
Wampum……Most important thing to put inside ‘wallet’ of Republicans from lobbyists.
Wangle……..To resort to dishonest methods. (See ‘wampum’)
Want……….Poverty.
Wanton…….Licentious. Unjust.
War………..Any conflict or struggle. Hostility.
Warm………As in global warming.
Warmonger……Self defining.
Warm up……..Like in warm up to (kiss ass)
Warpath………Roadmap to peace.
Wash……….(Slang) To fail.
WASP……..KKK in the GOP
Waste………To destroy, devastate.
Watergate…..Criminal neglect or abuse of power.

These are just a few words that the ‘W’ might mean. Please feel free to add on to these.