What do Hizbullah, Showers, Popcorn and foreign policy have in common?

[liberal N proud]

This picture on msn home page is about to make me puke


The answer is in this weeks article from Newsweek: Backstage at the Crisis, the media spin on a turd's week at camp...

In the article you get to hear about:
"Hizbullah"
That is what the bu$h regime is calling the organization which tells me it is fabricated right from the White House.
I thought it was Hezbollah but then bu$h is the superior turd on the planet.

But the document fails to arrive at the promised hour of 4, and it's still not there at 5 o'clock. Bush has had it. "I'm going home," he says to the room full of presidents and prime ministers. "I'm going to get a shower. I'm just about meeting'd out."

"meeting'd out" - Oh what a class act he is.

But Bush can no longer keep up appearances. "I thought that was a lousy idea and so did others," Bush says later. "It would lose focus and everybody would then have an opinion."

God forbid anyone have an OPINION!

Showered and rested, Bush sits in his conference room on Air Force One, clearly glad to be heading home. A large bowl of popcorn sits in front of him, and he proceeds to demolish it by the fistful, stopping only to sip some Diet Coke.

I am so glad he got back to his, ahem our airplane, so he could eat his POPCORN while the world melts down.

"What you're seeing is a foreign policy that works with friends and allies to solve problems," he tells NEWSWEEK. "It takes a while for a problem to occur and it takes a while to solve a problem."

HUH?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13988981/site/newsweek

[Canuckistanian]

1. And to bed promptly by 9:00

Why should this day be any different than 9/11?

[Warren DeMontague]

2. "I'm meeting'd out" = "It's Miller Time!" nt

[panader0]

3. What's in that Diet Coke?

[Kailassa]

4. Terrible stuff, seriously.

I'd rather my kids drank beer than that shit.