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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 08:05 AM
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Snowflake writes a Thank You to the President.

Dear President Bush,

I so want to thank you for reducing the risk that I will ever know life . Thanks to you, I will never have to look like a kidknee, or nueran, or pankreass, or whatever... that would be like sooooooooo gross and embarrassing; my friends would think I was a freak. I know there's still an itsy bitsy eeny weeny chance that someone will adopt me and I’ll become a human bean; but if that happens I promise on my Petri dish that I will grow up to be a callow coward just like you.

I will like L©ve you forever,

Snowflake
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 08:10 AM
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1. oh. my.
:spray:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 08:21 AM
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2. lol
For a second their i thought that was real. I was going to lay into you. LOl sorry for almost doing that. God I miss sleep.
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 08:30 AM
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3. LOL!
:rofl:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 09:19 AM
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4. All I can say is ...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Congratulations! In just a few sentences, you have managed to summarize this entire idiotic episode!
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 09:20 AM
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5. Tony Snowflake wrote his boss?
great!
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 09:23 AM
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6. For those that say they are snowflakes or those were snowflakes
Edited on Sun Jul-23-06 09:24 AM by LiberalFighter
How do we know for sure? Take the jackasses word for it?

Let them take a test... If they melt then they were a snowflake.


It's only fair... Dimwit wouldn't want to pull one on the American people would he?
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