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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:26 AM
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Rapture on Washignton Journal
This is priceless:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:28 AM
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1. I'll only go if there's 72 willing virgins for me on the other side....
and they have to be hot!
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:30 AM
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2. make that 72 under 25 yo Virgins
:rofl:
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:50 AM
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4. 10 35 yo pros
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:15 AM
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6. In my rapture, I only
want my hubby and I to be 27 years old again with the wisdom we both have now :D
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Tennessee T Donating Member (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:20 AM
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7. 72 Foever
Ya know, after awhile the 72 virgins run out. Thus the question, how can 72 virgins stay virgins for eternity in heaven?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:33 AM
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8. Isn't it 72 Virginians that they will be meeting.
Edited on Fri Jul-21-06 07:33 AM by madinmaryland
And all of them will be really pissed!
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:40 AM
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9. Talk about a hell of a surprise!
A Powhatan Party...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:44 AM
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10. And you can bet that they will not be happy
to see all of the freeper/rapturists!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:34 AM
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3. Holy Fab Five Freddie Batman
They're playing Blondie videos?
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:51 AM
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5. Christ needs to be raptured back in.
Gotta love the true believers.
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