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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 10:48 AM
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Is there a chimp/fundie plan to turn all embryos into snowflakes?
The groping chimp's veto makes no sense unless he and his religously psychotic followers plan to rescue all of those blastocysts from the trash and do the procedures to turn them into "snowflake" babies.

I'm sure that they have a plan, and the fundies are lining up to bear these children, but I must have missed it in the news cycle.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 10:49 AM
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1. Nope, as usual they make policy, not plans...n/t
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 10:51 AM
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2. hmm.. might solve his problem of finding people to fight the
next few wars he seems to be cooking up.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 10:58 AM
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4. Turn the embryos into soldiers
so they can be sent to the battlefied and slaughtered. Excellent pro life plan.
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:08 AM
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10. A clone army to usurp the republic and install an emperor?
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:25 AM
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13. Begun, the Clone War has. nt
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 10:57 AM
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3. Well, they could use unemployed women...
to bear the children for the rich. It would be very time-efficient and save wear and tear on the adoptive mom's figure.

Then Bush could crow about creating jobs.

:sarcasm:
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fasttense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:01 AM
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5. Well, you don't really expect them to adopt these snow flakes?
That's for someone else to do. They are just going to talk as if these blastocysts are real babies and leave it up to someone else to do the real work of raising these children. You know the same way the wackos are lining up to support and care for mothers who have to have abortions.

Why haven't the bushes adopted any snow flakes? Why haven't these repuke congressmen adopted any snow flakes?

They just want to tell other people what they can't do but they are never going to disrupt their cushy lives for a cause they don't really believe in. You know, just like the bushes volunteer for the military and the way all these repuke congress men's children have all signed up in the military to fight in Iraq. Talk is they can do.
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Lindsay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:03 AM
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6. The plan
is to give those little snowflakes good Christian burials.

I am not making this up.
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station agent Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:03 AM
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7. They want to turn the embryos into dollars
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:04 AM
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8. Nah, they want to implant them into unwilling career women
to put those women in their places, saddle them with unwanted children that aren't even their own, blame them for the ensuing poverty (no more career for you, Mom!) and for when the kids don't turn out quite right.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:06 AM
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9. It makes no sense because he allows private facilities to continue
research. It either is "murder", or it isn't. Can't have it both ways.
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:09 AM
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11. Makes as much sense as any other aspect of this Presidency.
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SiouxJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:13 AM
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12. According to Tony Snow, if they don't see that they all become
living, breathing human beings, then they are murderers because the Idiot sees it as murder if they do anything else with them.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 11:26 AM
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14. They should implant them into ewe's, birth 'em, feed 'em
hormones to accelerate their growth, and ship 'em off to die in a foreign land. That sounds about right, doesn't it?
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 12:07 PM
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15. No Blastocyst Left Behind!
:patriot:
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 12:08 PM
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16. Wasn't this Hitler's dream
to create the 'perfect' race and get rid of everyone else?

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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 01:09 PM
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18. You may be on to something there...
from looking at the pictures of the news conference yesterday. Nice shining white faces, all.
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bluethruandthru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 12:11 PM
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17. If he really wants to stop the destruction of these
8 celled "embryos"...then he needs to shut down the fertility clinics. Think that'll happen? HAH!
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