WHy not a stem cell cemetery??

[Lost-in-FL]

Or a stem cell hospice? I'm series!!11!!

They won't take much space, they could be environmentally friendly? And can be kept at home for workship!

You could place the casket in a necklace assuming it is the size of a grain of rice. Religious Conservatives could pick from different models from NASCAR to Patriotic theme to I L0VE DICK (Cheney of course), or even FEEL THE RUSH!! etc.

[NYCGirl]

1. Actually, you could fit dozens of them in a casket the size of a grain of

rice.

[Lost-in-FL]

2. You could lose them if they are too little.

You want to be able to look at them. Too small unless of course you buy them by the dozen.

[Master Mahon]

3. Why not life support?

Like Terri Schiavo, ya know..

[NYCGirl]

5. Little teeny tiny feeding tubes? We could get Frist to tell us how healthy

they are.

[Lost-in-FL]

8. Incredibly tiny CT Scanners to check them for

brain damage... I mean, Nucleus damage.

[DanCa]

4. Dont give them any ideas.

Hey do they say prayers when the flush the toilet?

[Beelzebud]

6. Pro Life? Lets see how fucking committed you are to this premise.

Instead of locking hands and blocking abortian clinics, why not lock hands and block CEMETARIES!

"Hey let us in, grandma was 90, she was hit by a bus!"

"NO! THERE'S OPTIONS!"

-Bill Hicks, Another dead hero.

[DRoseDARs]

7. Ban toilets! They just foster the mass-wasting of would-be babies...

...everytime a woman menstrates and just happens to have one of those 40% of fertilized eggs that don't latch on for dear "life." :sarcasm: