After Merkel massage, what will Bush's next big social faux pas be?

[yurbud]

Bush is creating an impressive resume of social gaffes with both ordinary people and world leaders, from saying "you look mighty comfortable there" to a guy who wouldn't stand up from his wheelchair when Bush entered the room to referring to Putin as "Pooty Poot" to playing the wrong national anthem for the Chinese president to groping Merkel.

What will be his next public embarassment for America?

[Peanutcat]

1. Um, all of the above?

[tridim]

2. Gets caught without TP, uses Constitution to wipe his stinky ass.

[yurbud]

4. never happen--he has a valet who wipes his ass

[meegbear]

3. After pulling that one ...

there's NO WAY one can predict what he'll do next.

[yurbud]

5. 'Hey, Smokey, why you bears shit in the woods?'

[meegbear]

9. Because the gas station bathroom is always out of service

[shaniqua6392]

6. Those are great choices!!

You did good. It is scary to think that some of those could actually happen.

[bluerum]

7. Caught relieving himself in the Rose Garden in his pj's after

having a few beers in the WH.

Need pics (backside only).

[papercut]

8. Patting Michelle Bachelet on the tush

[riona]

10. It's hard to guess

what he'll do next. One minute I think, "surely he can't embarrass our country any more than this" and then he manages to outdo himself again.. What a guy.:blush:

[etherealtruth]

13. That's just it ...

We can't even conceive imbecilic things he does

[yurbud]

16. I can imagine him doing the "jack off" hand pump when a reporter

asks a question he doesn't like.

Or more likely, 'You know al Jazeera used to bust my balls like that and we bombed their headquarters twice. I don't know where this 'BBC' broadcasts from, but people there ought to be worried about you pissing me off too much.'

[papercut]

11. I bet Ronnie Reagan is, if not quite spinning,

then at least shifting uncomfortably in his grave.

RR may have been a wingnut and a dunce, but he was also a well-mannered gentleman. He never would have pulled something so crass and disrespectful.

[ribrepin]

17. Yeah, I voted for Reagan and quickly came to regret that vote

but I don't remember being embarrassed by Reagan. I can't imagine Reagan slapping Margaret Thatcher on the ass. Reagan policies were not kind to my family, but you could trust him to keep his hands to himself.

[On the Road]

12. Honk the Boobs of a Nun

God, what a picture!

:rofl:

[yurbud]

14. 'see, that's how we say hello in Texas or Kennebunkport...'

[yurbud]

15. and you can imagine what he'd do if he met a priest

'what's it feel like to have a GROWN man pull on that?'