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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:09 AM
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Will the Freepers take the porta-potties with them in the rapture?
Or will there be no pooting there?

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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:10 AM
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1. Divine Diapers
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:10 AM
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2. Poopy in heaven...
Is a question that has taken up the time of some of the greatest theologians over the years.

Which tells you that the greatest theologians often have a lot of time on their hands.

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:25 AM
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3. Shit don't get old, in a land where you never grow old?
So many questions...so little time!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:33 AM
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4. You only think those are porta-potties.


:rofl:

They're actually retardis'.

:rofl:

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:38 AM
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7. What's a Porta Pottie to you and me, is a
soup kitcken to the freeper types!

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 10:04 AM
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14. ... or incubator.
:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 10:08 AM
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15. Hatched instead of born!
The Crapture sounds more like where the freepers are headed. The Veggies can't get enough BUshit!
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 05:34 PM
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20. LOL
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:33 AM
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5. No pooties. Just Skyhigh colonics.
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:35 AM
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6. After the rapture, then they'll want corporations to take over heaven too!
Just wait. They'll not want the too powerful "government" of god and will want to "privatize" everything there too.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:42 AM
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9. They just want all that Gold that the streets are paved with up there.
6 months after the Freepers invade Heaven God will be on unemployment and those golden streets will be full of potholes!
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:40 AM
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8. Why Would They Need Porta-Potties
They are so full of shit it obviously never comes out.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:44 AM
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10. That's where all their coloring books are!
How you know you're in a GOPer shitter? All the reading material is coloring books!
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 09:09 AM
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13. LOL! n/t
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:47 AM
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11. LOL! They'll probably still guard them
on the outside chance that some liberal is raptured!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:50 AM
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12. Gawd Knows...
You can't trust a republican in a shithouse with a muzzle on!
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 01:55 PM
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16. Would it be Heaven for the Freepers
if they weren't able to make poo-poos? God will no doubt provide.

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 04:51 PM
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17. They need Porta-Potties to keep the flies off of their president!
A 6 foot Doo-Doo "sends a signal" to every fly on the planet!
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 04:56 PM
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18. lol Those would be the heavenly shitters.
I like the bud vase. Nice touch.




:D
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 05:30 PM
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19. The porta-potties will melt in hell
:evilgrin:

So it would be easier just to leave them here.
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