I wish "the rapture" would hurry the hell up.

[Greyhound]

At this point I'm ready to face whatever trials we are supposedly going to have to go through, just so I don't have to hear these idiots spouting their childish nonsense anymore.
:nuke:

[hobbit709]

1. I agree with the bumper sticker

Come the rapture
Can I have your car?

[Greyhound]

4. I'm pretty sure I ain't gonna be raptured, since I don't believe

that either side has a clue.

[StClone]

12. I am on the side that holds

That I have a clue.

[Greyhound]

15. Would that be the side of the angry vengeful super-being that will

condemn us to eternal tortures for failing to hate the right people, or his angry vengeful assistant that will carry out the eternal torture session?

[ChickMagic]

17. Don't forget

It's because he loves us so much.

[StClone]

19. "Either side" ?

If there are "either" that requires two. Vengeful Gods are fiction, therefor I put my faith in Science and reality. What other of the "either " is there?

[Greyhound]

22. Well I guess we might run into each other after all the "good" people

are out of the way. :hi:

[guinivere]

28. I have heard that clues will be for sale in the lobby

during intermission.

[catmandu57]

2. You and me both

Do your worst it can't be any worse than what I've put up with already.

[liberal N proud]

3. I think we should buy thousands of inflatable dolls

Fill them with Helium and turn them loose over several major cities or some event somewhere that is filled with fundies.
Watch them all go nuts

[Greyhound]

5. LOL!

That's brilliant! Maybe they will turn on each other to prove to their guy that he made a mistake leaving them... :rofl:

[calico1]

6. I can just see it now..

The fundy loonies running after the inflatable dolls yelling "wait for me! You forgot me!"

[Sapphocrat]

9. I love "Six Feet Under" too. LOL n/t

[liberalmuse]

10. LOL! Reminds me of 'Six Feet Under'...

A priggish fundie was driving her car, and two guys delivering inflated sex dolls in the back of a truck got into a fender bender and the dolls all floated off. The lady had a bumper sticker about the Rapture on her car. Anyway, she thought the rapture was taking place, stopped her car in the road, got out, and was promptly run over.

[Swamp Rat]

11. LOL!

[cliss]

7. You know what? I'm hoping for the Rapture.

I'm hoping that the 4 Horsemen or whoever they are, come and take all the Fundies. They will be Raptured away, right out of their underwear like they all believe.

This world will be a better place without them, and the rest of us can live in peace.

Good Riddance.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. But what will we do about all that used underwear?

Ew. Get the hazmat team.

[Buns_of_Fire]

21. THAT... is the Tribulation...

All that used underwear... Falling from the sky... Draping itself on the shrubbery, all over the lawn, in the swimming pool, on Granny while she's out jogging...

Whew. We're not talking about a good time, here...

[cliss]

26. LOL!!

Too funny, ocelot. I didn't think that far ahead....:smoke:

[mzteris]

8. maybe it already came

and no one went......

:rofl:

How the heck do "they" know it hasn't happened yet?

You hear about people just going missing all the time. Maybe they were the "one".

I WISH they'd all *rapture* - get the hell off my planet and take their "beliefs" with them.

[Howardx]

13. for me the rapture will be

not having nutjob fundies around

[nebenaube]

16. IMHO the rapture...

Is just a cover story for genocide, if you didn't dissapear then you weren't worthy. Like the court of the Emperor with no cloths who would admit that they didn't make it?

[ChickMagic]

18. I cheese off people around here all the time

I'm asked, "Do you know where so-and-so is?"
I say, "I dunno. Maybe he got raptured."

[chaplainM]

20. Waitaminute...

It's only childish nonsense if there is NO rapture...

[foreigncorrespondent]

23. Me too!

My mum and I were talking about it last night. Anyway I said imagine how much better the world will be once these idiots have all been raptured. To think there will be no more wars, everyone will be able to love one another with no hesitation, etc.

[Greyhound]

30. I agree, I think.

If it only takes some of the christians, but leaves the Jews, Muslims, Hindi, etc. We'll still have pretty much the same situation now, but with one faction weakened.

I suppose any improvement is still improvement.

[Spirochete]

24. I do too

of course, the rapture will take them all to hell, instead. Which means none of us had better go to hell, because all those Bushbots and religo-fascists will have even made hell a lot worse, just like they do every place they're at.

[C_U_L8R]

25. ooooh that would be hell.

maybe there's a special hell just for republicans.

[Raine]

29. Hahaha

imagine the look of their faces after they are raptured and find themselves in hell! :rofl:

[raysr]

27. Good thing about

it, maybe * will be whisked away.