screw Al Qaeda, Al Gore is the REAL terrorist enemy.

[mopaul]

and Al Gore gives aid and comfort to al qaeda when he criticizes the imperial president!

Al Gore spits in the face of our brave soldiers! Al Gore possesses truth of mass destruction! Al Gore is undermining the very fabric of our nation! Al Gore threatens the president! Al Gore didn't even use a teleprompter!

[Binka]

1. Al Gore Is Al Zaquari

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Al Gore is a patriot!

And that's the worst thing that anyone can be, if you're a fascist loving GOPer sheep!

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Al Gore killed my puppy!

:rofl:

[mark11727]

6. Al Gore ate my homework!

[ComerPerro]

4. And what's the deal with him speaking without pausing or stumbling?

Doesn't he know that you're supposed to give major speeches in an uncomfortable, awkward manner, with long pauses and mispronunciations that let everyone know that you are just reading, and have no idea what you're saying?

That's how the great leaders do it!

[Binka]

5. This is What Laura Said About Chimps Secret Spying

"I think he was worried that it would undermine our efforts by alerting terrorists to what our efforts are," she said." 'Nuff said.

Peyton The Fairy Says " Go arse yerself Laura."

[chefgirl]

8. I just read that last night

Catching up on some reading last night, I finally got around to the 'Laura defends spying' story, and I was astounded when I read what she said.

Here all this time I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, and imagine my suprise when I saw proof positive that she's just as fucking stupid as he is!!

-chef-

[Binka]

9. She was talking about us!

[Swamp Rat]

10. If Peyton The Fairy would please grant me a wish...

Impeachment, pretty please. :D

[Binka]

13. She'll KICK His Ass Too!

PEYTON SAYS IMPEACHMENT NOW!!

[The Icon Painter]

7. Al Gore can stand up straight.

That's why Al Gore can't connect to the people. Everybody knows the people want a drunk clutching the podium, you know - somebody they can relate to.

[buff2]

12. That's right

A great speaker always leans on the podium hanging on for dear life.It's too hard and annoying to listen to someone who speaks in complete sentences. People that have a working brain shouldn't be allowed to speak.

[sarcasmo]

11. Maybe Al Gore is the new #2.