I have a question for all the RW lurkers:

[DiverDave]

After reading (and no cheating, now, you gotta read it) Presidents Gore's speech on the Constitution today, could you take a small quiz?


After reading that speech do you think that the constitution is:

A) a walk with the dog after dinner.
B) A document to be cherished and protected.
C) Something that is O.K. to wipe your ass on.
D) whuts a constitushon?

That wasn't so hard, was it?

[LiberalEsto]

1. Probable response:

" Duuh. I thought Constitution was something you took laxatives for."

[MindPilot]

2. it's the goddamned piece of paper that gives

my prezidint the right to kill sand niggers to protect real white murcun peoples.

Sorry I was channeling Rim Job there for a moment. It's OK now, he's safely back in his porta-pottie.

[Pharaoh]

3. Why you morans

The Constitution was a ship in the civil war!!!!!!!!!

[MindPilot]

4. That's right and wasn't the captain

Michael "Old" Ironsides?
:rofl:
Sometimes I just crack me up...

[Pharaoh]

5. yup,.... that sounds about right....

:party:


:toast: