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[sabra]

[diamondsndust]

1. Drink up hippie! Once yer drunk, I'm gonna shave you, then rub

your bald head!

[lonestarnot]

13. OMG funny!

:rofl:

[Cyrano]

2. "Maybe we could take some sake up to the Lincoln Bedroom with us."

[peekaloo]

3. Man I like all that backward flipping and high karate moves in your films

Mr. Chan. Salute.

[borlis]

4. I like Elvis too! Let's drink to Elvis!

[jarnocan]

5. Elvis rules

BU**SH** sucks. Well ok so Bush rules, but he shouldn't because he sucks.

[madokie]

6. and this goofy bastard thinks he is going to slick me

check out them eyes, that little wry grin

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. don't worry. i ain't gonna to throw up on you.

[timber84]

8. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!

BTW I'm having Grey Goose how about you?

[flordehinojos]

9. koochi-koochi-koo: you tickle my fancy and i'll tickle yours!

[CoffeeCat]

10. Try it...it's Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill...

...Elvis drank it by the gallons!

[AndyA]

11. "There's no need to be embarrassed, if you don't like oral sex that's

OK with me, we can do something else. Personally, I love a good 69 session, but I'm flexible...what would you like to do?"

[zbdent]

12. "Doesn't Schroeder play piano with

your bust on top of it?"

[LibDemAlways]

14. Do you know any geishas who'd join me

and Condi in a threesome?

[martymar64]

15. Say Georgie-san, your daughters are looking mighty nice

How much for the both of them for the night?