Fill in the blank - It's a good day for Conservatives when ______

[ck4829]

I'll start.

It's a good day for Conservatives when only a couple of their guys get caught, arrested, indicted, convicted, or imprisoned.

[eleny]

1. ....they keep their mouths shut.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Their conscience starts to bother them and they go against

the commander in squat.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. ....they don't wake up in the morning.

[Warpy]

4. The rest of us get a little poorer

News outlets whitewash a story about their chief propagandist getting caught with multiple drugs.

Nobody has any fun, anywhere, of any description.

[Ikonoklast]

5. One of them isn't caught with a dead intern

....or sexually abusing a minor.
....smuggling drugs through Customs.
....sneaking male prostitutes into the White House.
....your presidunce doesn't appear at a re-election fundraiser because he's poisonous to your campaign.
....the NSA didn't leak the websites you surf when the little lady is out with the kids.
....Dick Cheney runs out of shotgun shells and no one gets a ventilated face.
....Rick Santorum gets up and speaks gibbering nonsense on the Senate floor, making even the craziest wingnuts look normal.
....your presidunce didn't have to try to pronounce the word 'nuclear' on live TV. And get it wrong. Again. But at least he didn't drool on himself.