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Jason9612 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:06 PM
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My Prediction For 2008...
1 Month before the Presidental Election, Bin Laden's head will pop up on a stick. Republicans take the White House back. Yadda yadda yadda, the power cycle continues...
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:08 PM
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1. That does it. We're going to have to nominate Jesus as our candidate.
It's the only way. They can't vote against Jesus, can they?
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:09 PM
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2. let the swiftboating begin....
Edited on Sun Jun-25-06 11:10 PM by mike_c
That could actually be fun to watch.... :popcorn:
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:17 PM
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5. I posted this in another thread, but it's appropriate here too:
from Mad Magazine:

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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:42 PM
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8. My version of that ad:
"Jesus Christ - this is the man who took a hard-working shepherd boy's lunch and gave it away to five thousand homeless layabouts.

The Temple Of Solomon Small Business Association calls him 'The Most Dangerous Man In Jerusalem',

And Jesus Christ is soft on adultery.

This November, don't vote for a man who keeps raucous wedding parties well supplied with alcohol.

Don't vote for a man who associates with tax collectors, prostitutes and known terrorists.

Vote...for George W. Bush, a man of courage, conviction and irreproachable morals."

Ahm Jorge Dubyah Bush, 'n' Ah 'proved this missige!
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Jason9612 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:09 PM
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3. LOL. Great idea!
Oh, but wait:

"Jesus would be a conservative!"

....PYSCHE!!
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:35 PM
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6. No no no Never! Jesus was a Liberal!
Capital L Liberal. No way would he advocate for cutting off medical care and food for the poor and "least among us". He would advocate for "turning the other cheek." None of this "Let's get Saddam because he tried to kill my daddy."
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AusGail Donating Member (325 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:10 PM
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4. It probably wont even be his head
it will be one made to look like his. By the time the fraud is discovered, the election will be over.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:35 PM
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7. Oh. That. Yeah. Ya know, you're right. eom
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spag68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 12:53 AM
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9. 08 election
Only thing I see wrong with your prediction is, Cheney will still be pres. Whats that, you say ir isn.t possible, he's too old!!!! No way, he's a ROBOT.
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