Re-Name Jack Abramoff's Restaurant --->>>

[Stephanie]

Previously known as Signatures, they are now asking for suggestions for their new name:

http://www.signatures-dc.com/suggestionsTop.asp


As per Josh Marshall:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/

Ahh the Shame! the Humanity! the pure unadulterated humor value!

Signatures, Jack Abramoff's pricey DC eatery where the beautiful people right-wingers ate well and the congressmen ate for free, is looking for a new name.

And they've set up a special page at the restaurant's website where you can sign up and suggest one.

I think I'm going to put in for 'License Plates'.

(ed.note: Special thanks for TPM Reader OM for the catch.)
-- Josh Marshall

[Hello_Kitty]

1. "Sentences" n/t

[Stephanie]

2. very good!

:rofl:

[orleans]

30. how about JAILBIRD

[enid602]

3. restaurant

Maybe Jack Mahogoff's Fine Cuisine. You think the pie's flaky; wait 'til you see the chef.

[jackster]

4. I suggested

SCANDALS!

[EFerrari]

8. That's a good one! lol

/spelling

[Lusted4]

36. CellMates or

or Shower-Bitch's

[Jack from Charlotte]

38. I say it's... "The Joint."+

+

[tiptoe]

45. dupe

[BushOut06]

5. How about the Piggy Trough?

[FSogol]

22. Piggy Trough is perfect. n/t

[BushOut06]

70. Rove & Hannity both look like piggies

[EFerrari]

6. Just Baloney

Stripes

Visiting Hours

The Property Room

:rofl:

[xultar]

7. 15 to Life

[Mabus]

26. 15 to Love?

As in tennis and because Jack will probably have a new roommate named Bubba he'll learn to love.

[yknot]

9. On The Takeout n/t

[leftstreet]

11. LOL!

[BOSSHOG]

10. Howbout "jackemoff!"

Where republican movers and shakers of DC meet to fiduciarily abuse their clients. The menu of corruption is an orgasm of greed.

[tenshi816]

66. Damn, that's the one I was going for! n/t

[DemInDistress]

12. bribes r' us..... nt

[pilgrimm]

13. The Clink

Bribery's

Indian Giver's

Defense Fund

[VaYallaDawg]

14. Maybe Bookings?

[SoCalDem]

15. Redress

works on two levels

[SeattleRob]

16. My name submitted

"The Pork Barrel"

[Oceansaway]

17. LoL...n/t

[Botany]

18. The Songbird?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/28/AR2005122801588_pf.html

Great article about Jack Abramoff, what a scum.

I did e mail the restaurant and suggested, "The Songbird." Because Jack is going to have to sing.

[Mabus]

25. LOL

Didn't see this one (I suggested same) but I heartedly agree. He'll be singing songs both inside and outside a federal pen.

[Botany]

27. I sent in my suggestion as Bob Ney of Ohio.

I love the "internets."

[Mabus]

31. I like to sign things

Mabus A. Christ, III since Mabus is the third anti-christ predicted by Nostradamus. Sometimes I live in D.C. sometimes I live in Texas. I seem to move around a lot. :shrug:

[unblock]

19. with apologies to arlo!

you can get the casino you want at abramoff's restaurant/
you can get the casino you want at abramoff's restaurant/
walk right in; state your indian tribe/
just a quarter million but don't call it a bribe/
you can get the casino you want at abramoff's restaurant

[meganmonkey]

20. The Big House Cafeteria

Not very funny or subtle, but that's what I am submitting.

[bridgit]

21. the prison of socrates...

[FSogol]

23. GREED! n/t

[Stephanie]

37. GRAFT!

[bridgit]

65. grift...

[Mabus]

24. House of Cards or Songbirds

Since it played a role in knocking down his house of cards and both he and Scanlon are turning into singers.

[Stephanie]

28. Just Desserts

but they will have to change the menu

[Peter Frank]

48. I like that one... n/t

[SkiGuy]

29. Jailhouse Bar & Grill

[hang a left]

32. Felons

Altos

[Stephanie]

33. Leavenworth

[Dr.Phool]

34. Stool Pigeons!

5 in the noggin.

[Green Mountain Dem]

35. I suggested....

Jumpin Jacks in the Box

[peekaloo]

39. Porkies.

[Liberal In Texas]

40. Sing Sing...'cause he probably will to save his hide. n/t

[Straight Shooter]

41. Monica's Revenge. n/t

[Lefty48197]

42. "Mugshots"

.

[0007]

43. "The Pig Trough"

With an aphorism on all the menus that proudly sez;

All Animals are Equal but some Animals are more Equal.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

44. "Shackles."

[tiptoe]

46. "Last Requests"

[tiptoe]

47. "Garbage Inn Garbage Out"

[Peter Frank]

49. "Jackel in the Box" n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

58. Jack in the Slammer!

:hi:

[Straight Shooter]

50. Mammoths.

Extinct elephants. Here's their new logo. :7

[Octafish]

51. The Chum Bucket

Hey! That's not right...



Sorry, Plankton. You've higher ethical standards.

I meant: "The Scum Bucket"

[AtomicKitten]

52. "Chez Corruption"

[Stephanie]

53. Chez Pay Day

[AtomicKitten]

54. nice

[Cronus Protagonist]

55. States Witness

:evilgrin:

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[Cronus Protagonist]

56. The Last Supper (damn this is fun :)

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[Cronus Protagonist]

57. Nominate this thread please!

It's fucking hilarious!

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[sandnsea]

59. Thumbprints

Orange Roughy
Punks & Perps
Chiselers

[tiptoe]

60. "BackScratch Buffet"

[deacon]

61. For Toast Only

[norml]

62. The Cake and File

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22cake+with+a+file+in+it%22&btnG=Google+Search

[Starbucks Anarchist]

63. Shawshank.

[norml]

64. Seizables

As in seizable property

[billbuckhead]

67. Scandals

[Cocoa]

68. Looters

[norml]

69. Bada Bing

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22bada+bing%22&btnG=Google+Search

Jack would actually like that one.

[Tactical Progressive]

71. The Bribery

or maybe 'Bribes' is more modern.

[johnaries]

72. Personally, I think Signatures is perfect!

"I need your Signature on this bill, Congressman. No, not the restaurant bill, this House Bill..."

[Raksha]

73. How about "Forgeries"?

Gotta keep some continuity, ya know...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

74. We Don't Know Jack