Check this shit out! Neo-conservative Freeper ice cream returns

[SammyBlue]

Who's going to waste their money on this shit?

Flavors include:

IRAQI Road
NUTTY Enviornmentalist
I hate the FRENCH VANILLA
Smaller GovernMINT
Gun NUT
Navy battleCHIP
Air Force "Plane" VANILLA
Fightin' Marine tough COOKIES & CREME
G.I. Love CHOCOLATE

THESE ARE IN DEVELOPMENT or DISCONTINUED!!!
Candy McCain
Cherry Falwell
Choc & Awe
Donald Rum Raisin
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Iraq The Vote
Orange Alert Sherbet
RUSHmallow
School Prayerleens & Crème
Al Gore Fundraiser Coffee
Bill Clinton Im-Peach
Jimmy Carter Peanut Malaise
John Kerry Ketchup Dough

You can get this shit: Ara-Fat Free

Nice huh? Makes me want to vomit!

And, if you collect dolls and feel like wasting money on crap, Buy a TALKING PRESIDENT'S DOLL!!!

[niyad]

1. this is for real?

[Canuckistanian]

2. Cherry Falwell, very good

Clever boys.

And who said they were "big for 11"?

[coldiggs]

3. nice pepole

[liberalhistorian]

4. Is this for real

or is it a parody? If it's for real, you've got to be fucking kidding me!

Let's try and come up with some of our own, shall we? I'll start:

Bush Im-Peach-MINT
Donald Banana Nut Rum
Cheney NEOpolitan
Condi Chocolate-Peanut Butter NUT cup

C'mon, your turn!

:evilgrin:

[SammyBlue]

6. Commander Cuckoo-BANANAS

Pickles NUT FUDGE
DeLay IndictMINT CHIP

[liberalhistorian]

9. LOL!

Good ones.

Keep 'em comin', people!

[SerpentX]

11. Oxycon-tin roof sundae

[dgauss]

17. Self Serving Sherbert

[Fenris]

5. Smaller GovernMINT

Still clinging to that chestnut are they?

And the fact that no more than 10% of their profits go "to the troops" is pretty typical.

[Blue_Tires]

16. they sell it in a local supermarket here

in Virginia Beach, VA....I took the time to read the label, and it clearly says that 10% of profits don't go to the troops (honestly, how big is our military budget again?), it goes to ORGANIZATIONS that support the troops (PNAC, anyone?)...But of course, the usual freep will only see "troops" on the label, and think that the $4.50 he spent on the ice cream will go directly into some grunt's paycheck so he can buy more ammo

[Moochy]

7. Now with Extra BSE

Cuz lib'ruls say it's bad we double the helpings of bovine growth hormones, so feed it to yer skinny younglings and watch 'em bulk up!

[AwakeAtLast]

8. It gets creepier - read the "Love & Hate Mail"

It all clearly sounds made up. No names or cities documented. Pretty proud of themselves,
that's for sure!

:puke:

[sakabatou]

10. Urgh...

:puke:

[Contrary1]

12. Mmmmmm...ok.

“We are honored that Star Spangled Ice Cream has chosen us for their first charitable donation.”
FREEDOM ALLIANCE SCHOLARSHIP FUND
Founded in 1991 by Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North

[Nutmegger]

13. Choc & Awe??!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[liberalhistorian]

14. Yes, they really do think

they're oh-so-clever, don't they? :eyes:

[dgauss]

15. Rocky Road to Destruction