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This morning there was nothing worth my attention on either of the two PBS stations I usually listen to on the way to work, so I turned on a local country station, a Clear Channel station, as a matter of fact. The DJ fancies hismelf quite a wit, and was going on about Bill Clinton getting $300,000 to give a speech. He was taking all kinds of cheap shots, the usual Clenis & Hillary lines. You can readily anticipate most of the stupid jokes he made. Anyway, by the time I got to work he was ff the air & I tried to call the station to annoy him. All I got was his voice mail, so I decided to leave a message. Here, to the bset of my recall, is what I said:
"Hello, Jay? I heard that little Clinton diatribe of yours this morning, and I had a couple of questions. First, I'd really like to know if you wwere born that ignorant or if you had to do a lot of work to get that way. Second, I wonder if it penetrated your skull that the reason people pay Bill Clinton $300,000 to talk is because when he talks, he's generally worth listening to. You know, once your boy Georgie is out of office, the only reason people would pay him money to go out in public is to see if it's true that he can is peel bananas with his feet."
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