Santa Claus Backs Domestic Spying Program

[DRoseDARs]

"How can I fault someone for making a list, checking it twice? < President Bush > sees when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good. Just be good for goodness' sake!" Mr. Claus was quoted Sunday.

[tsuki]

1. The Easter Bunny back Domestic Spying Program.

Got to make sure those are "eggs" being picked up.

[jobycom]

2. Figures. He's a former Soviet, you know.

Wears red, employs slave labor, distributes outdated, inferior wooden toys as part of state-sponsored attempt to win small children to his cause. Lives in Siberia. Drinks a lot of vodka. Some say he's really Joseph Stalin as an old man.

[Olney Blue]

3. Santa better watch his back.

HHS will shoot his sleigh down when they read those
letters from kids asking for military toys and communication devices.

[ragin_acadian]

4. the Boogeyman too.

of course, the Boogeyman is in the closet. So you KNOW he knows Mehlman, McClellan, and JimmyJeffGannonGuckert.