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julialnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:14 AM
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Colbert hits Fox claim that Gay Marriage leads to Animal Marriage
Edited on Thu Jun-22-06 10:17 AM by julialnyc
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:17 AM
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1. Too bad the clip didn't go
into how to tell the difference between a male and female snake....Colbert was pretty graphic and I thought funny.
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julialnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:20 AM
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2. i updated the link
N/T
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:23 AM
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3. Thanks!
Smooth, blunt, lubricated probe.....eewwww but funny.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 01:06 PM
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13. I'm having dinner with a zoologist tonight ...
Edited on Thu Jun-22-06 01:08 PM by Lisa
And I'm going to ask her about the sexing procedure he described. It checks out on the internet (photos here): http://www.pythons.com/probing.html

Apparently the probes can be purchased at science-supply places. At the veterinary clinic where I used to work, I remember that there were some in the equipment drawer. I assumed they were just general surgical stuff, since I didn't know what they were for ... I do now! (I didn't learn how to sex reptiles there, just birds ... my co-workers still kid me about the time I sexed someone's pet ducks.)

I am such a geek about scientific topics. That is one great episode ... don't you guys think he would be a brilliant teacher?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:28 AM
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4. He just may be the funniest man alive
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:30 AM
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5. OMFG!
That man is a fucking genius. He also knows how to sex snakes. I wonder if he really does like snakes.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:46 AM
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6. I liked his Samuel L. Jackson impression at the end
"I love me some mother-BLEEP-in' snakes!"

TlalocW
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:46 AM
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7. funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
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Reader Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:55 AM
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8. How does he do that s**t with a straight face?
The guy must have phenomenal self control!

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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 11:01 AM
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11. He is a master of self-control, irony, and satire
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 01:03 PM
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12. He used to crack Jon Stewart up
Jon Stewart would be losing it, and Colbert was completely deadpan in character. I hope he's making a mint at this. He's worth it.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 01:09 PM
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14. the eyebrow control alone is amazing ...
I am particularly jealous of that. And a while back, he did that thing with his right ear. Very cool guy.
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julialnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:42 PM
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16. That is a rare talent!
My sister can do that... I was always jealous!
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 10:59 AM
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9. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, I love...........
....Steven Colbert.:grouphug:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 11:00 AM
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10. Snakes can unhinge their jaw. LOL
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 02:16 PM
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15. Just a suggestion
If four more folks voted for this, it'd make the greatest page where more DUers could see it.
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:09 PM
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17. Funny stuff~
Thanks :D

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