Laura Bush explains her "early to bed, early to rise" schtick to Austrians

[Bluebear]

I recall that the last time she went with this approach, it was to announce that she was a "Desperate Housewife" and that "W" milked male horses.

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VIENNA, Austria -- Early to bed, early to rise. That's a typical day at the White House, says Laura Bush.

"We get up about 5:30 a.m. The president gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it back to me in bed. Very nice of him," she said Wednesday, answering a question during a round-table with foreign exchange students.

"Record that, please," the president interjected.

"Then, we have three animals that get up at the same time and they have to go out - two dogs and a cat," she said.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_White_House_Day.html

[MnFats]

1. Yeah, Laura gets up at sunrise and walks the dogs on the WH lawn..

...by herself....and cleans up after they dump on the lawn....this i believe..

[Bluebear]

5. It's all she can do to press the buzzer for the servants

"Get these filthy animals out of here and, and, DO something with them!" Then she rolls over to enjoy the last few hours of her Ambien.

[texasleo]

2. Bush likes his coffee the same way he likes his women

[KitchenWitch]

3. Hot, Black, and keeping him awake all night?

[swimmernsecretsea]

4. How's that?

Cold, bitter, and with a sour aftertaste?

[tenshi816]

6. Good thing I've already had coffee this morning,

or it would be all over my keyboard now after reading that. Good one!

[MercutioATC]

12. Ground up and in the freezer?

...well, that's the way I like mine...

(my coffee, that is)

[texasleo]

13. lol

[Skittles]

7. early to bed early to rise easy when you don't have a f***ing job

:puke:

[DemExpat]

8. Her stories of their private life are always such.......

petty depictions of incredible shallowness, and ......oh, they just make me sick.

His "comic" interjections even more so....

:puke:

DemEx

[rooboy]

9. She coughs up black shit into a glass and lights up a Marlboro. n/t

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. the cat 'goes out'?

really?

:eyes:

Breakfast at about 6:30 a.m.,

The first lady gets to her East Wing office around 9 a.m

must be nice, having 2 1/2 hours to get ready for work.

[gkdmaths]

11. Early to bed, Early to rise...

Doesnt do a damned thing for "it", and he refuses to take Viagra. The bastard!


(I apologize if anyonge got a 'visual', however that indicates a deeper problem of your own. Please seek professional help)