Colbert... "Mentioning Jesus in your speech is small government"

[Hippo_Tron]

"Actually doing what Jesus asked is big government."

I was laughing just as hard as when Lynn Westmoreland couldn't name the 10 commandments.

[Erika]

1. That was hilarious. He named five or six of the commandments

while stressing they are vital to our lives. Hilarious.

[johnaries]

3. Actually, he named 3 things, but only 2 of them are Commandments.

1. don't lie
2. don't cheat (not in there)
3. don't steal

[murielm99]

2. That was one of the best belly laughs

I have had in a long time.

I am going to use it myself, on some overly righteous but ill-informed types that I know in my community.

[Sadie5]

4. The *s are guilty of all three

1. don't lie
2. don't cheat (not in there)
3. don't steal