Caption the *'s

[Kadie]

President Bush and first lady Laura head toward Air Force One at Texas State Technical College, Sunday, June 18, 2006, in Waco, Texas. (AP Photo/Jerry Larson)

[CatWoman]

1. Laura to Chimpy: slow down, or my pants suit will burst apart

[SeattleGirl]

6. Yeah, you'd think a woman with tons of money could find better

fitting, better made clothing.

[lyonn]

14. You gotta factor in what the designer had to work with

This is probably as good as she is going to look.

He is probably saying to her, What are you bitchin about now?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Laura... did you have eye surgery or something?

how many wars am I holding up?

[Ripley]

7. lol

For REAL. The Clampetts are in Waco.

[countingbluecars]

3. Looks like a Laura impersonator

to me.

[niyad]

8. did they make up? last I heard, she was at the mayfair hotel in DC

[countingbluecars]

10. LOL That's why I was kidding

about an impersonator. But she does look different in that photo, and it's not just the shades.

[yourout]

4. "Stop F...ing around with Condi or I am out of here."

[acmavm]

5. Those two-legged freakshows need to keep their asses off AF-1. It

costs a fortune to haul these two around. And the love bleeding the American tax payer. They think they're entitled. Think about how many troops could have helmet liners if they just kept their asses off that plane.

[marmar]

9. Condi wears better shoes than you do...

I saw them at the side of the bed the other night.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. I see she's back to walking behind him

like a good dog Stepford Wife.

It also looks like he's wearing a much thicker flak jacket these days. Wotta wuss.

[ariellyn]

12. "I can't believe you're wearing sunglasses."

:eyes:

[johnnypneumatic]

13. I wish I could wear a suit that color, but they only let me wear grey

[Catshrink]

15. Where are the twins? It's Fathers' Day, doncha know?

Why aren't they fawning over dear old dad? And where is his real wife?

[Sadie5]

16. The Twins probably

hate * too. This is why they didn't visit him on fathers day. In fact, there hasn't been much news on them in some time.

[BlueStorm]

17. Is it just me or does Shrinkbrain's head look smaller?

It's also very red in that pic.

Blue

[Kingofalldems]

18. I like that suit

It's all shiney.

[BringEmOn]

19. What Would Eva Braun Do?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. Somewhere, a naugahide couch lies naked.

And Bunnypants looks like he needs to lay off seconds from the dessert tray.

[Lefty48197]

21. Pickles, why didn't you tell me you were wearing your shiny pantsuit?

I'd have grabbed my sunglasses too.