What would a George W. Bush monument look like?

[Rocknrule]

He would probably want to rename the Washington Monument after himself, after making it twice as tall and adding a couple of spherical oil tanks at the bottom...

But what do you think would be more appropriate for him?

[billbuckhead]

1. Like this

:nuke:

[SeattleGirl]

A statute of a chimp would be an obvious choice. n/t

[benburch]

2. A Landfill.

Preferably one with a lot of methane discharge.

[MrSlayer]

3. Just a large pile of shit.

That's what his monument should be.

[cascadiance]

43. Yup! Here it be!

[LibDemAlways]

47. That gets my vote. Says it all.

Particularly enjoy the flag.

[ClusterFreak]

4. A huge steaming pile of shit.

[spindrifter]

26. Yeah, I thought it would look like what I pick up at the dog park.

[rzemanfl]

5. I'm thinking a huge plastic turkey. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Go around to the back of Mt. Rushmore and picture 4 ass-cracks.

Only Bush's would be on the front.

[bullimiami]

7. pet rock

[stopbush]

8. It could be up to 500 feet high...

but where would you find a hole deep enough to put it?

[CatWoman]

9. How's about a regurgitated pretzel?

:D

[rug]

10. A cluster bomb shaped like a cross.

[Marr]

21. That's a good one- it's apocalyptic. These guys seem to have a weird

fixation on destroying everything.

[annabanana]

11. a wasteland, like the surface of Mars...

[blues90]

12. the reality

It should look just like a bombed out nation spattered in blood with a propped up bombshell casing with a cast lead replica of bushes head in place of the war-head planted right dead center . Then a plaque with the decider hung from the replicas neck chain and another tall stone erection set of to the side with the long long list of all his stinking lies and insane speeches . It will be quite the attraction taking years for people trying to make sense out of his meaningless ramblings . The scene however will tell the story of a failed dictator .

[Maestro]

13. Some of these images would work.

[C_U_L8R]

14. a large glowing

asterisk

[Brigid]

15. I don't know, but . . .

it will have pigeon shit all over it, I hope.

[AlGore-08.com]

16. Won't the smoldering, lifeless husk of the planet be monument enough?

eom

[neoblues]

17. Here goes...

A triple-decker pyrex tower, symbolic of Bush's treatment of America.

[lildreamer316]

18. I don't really care.

Why should you?

[motherbrain]

19. it might look like this

That's the high school where I worked, until I got sick of seeing W on my way into school every day, so I left. A local wealthy Republican-donating family felt it would be a good idea to donate $400,000 to erecting a 'statue garden' in front of the school during the 2004 election campaign (in Ohio, of course), and the public school board figured, "Why not?" Of course, we had to cut staff over the next year because we didn't have enough money, but at least we had a statue of Bush!

By the way, that's the district superintendent to W's left, and I think most of the kids were family friends or relatives of the donors.

[Poiuyt]

30. Welcome to DU!

That is one hideous monument!

[Arugula Latte]

36. Holeeeee Crap!

That is SICKENING! Ugh! x(

BTW, welcome to DU! :toast:

[newyawker99]

51. Hi motherbrain!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Cha]

55. OMG! How sick is that? A

monument to mass murderer under the guise of crimes against humanity.

You poor thing..great you finally got to leave it!

Welcome Aboard DU, motherbrain!

[Poiuyt]

20. How about this:

Bush bust vandalized with paint
By Bill Cissell, Journal Staff Writer

RAPID CITY - Authorities aren't sure whether one person or several are responsible for vandalizing the bust of President George W. Bush along Highway 16 south of Rapid City on Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.

The 9-ton bust had brown paint thrown on it and the words "NO MORE BLOOD" written with the same paint on its base, Pennington County Deputy Sheriff Jack Mann said Thursday.

more-

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/articles/2004/10/29/news/local/news04.txt

[Benhurst]

33. Such statues and busts are for DEAD people. These "memorials" are

grotesque and usually only found in third world countries.

We really have become a banana republic.

BushAmerica.

[NJCher]

34. When they get it South Dakota

...that's good for us.

Nice (and very timely) find, Poiuyt.





Cher

[Change has come]

48. That's it.

This * bust.

[Quantess]

50. Hah! That statue was begging for it!

Why in the hell does he have a statue of himself in South Dakota? What's next, Mt. Rushmore?:wtf: What an egotistical asshole! He deserves to have his statue toppled, a la Saddam Hussein.

[Cha]

56. This is all way too enlightening

for me! I didn't know there were any stupid statues of that idiot in this country! UGH!

Thank Glory someone had the fortitude to thrown blood colored paint on the idiot statue.

[BringEmOn]

22. Everything He Touched Turned To Shit.

[alfredo]

44. Or this:

[jmowreader]

23. A series of lag screws

Lag screws are massive wood screws with boltheads on them. You use them for things like attaching floor joists to deck piers.

The lag screws in question will be 83 feet 4 inches tall by three feet in diameter.

That weird dimension breaks out to exactly 1000 inches--one inch for every soldier killed in Iraq. Right now he gets three screws.

You figure out the symbolism of this monument.

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. Open Pit Mine

[NJCher]

35. that gets my vote

It's what he has done to this country. "Cratered" it.

It fits the picture of his actions perfectly.





Cher

[Catchawave]

59. I was on the right track.....

A sink hole :

[eggplant]

25. How about this?

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Oh, you know, a typical hero's statue, minus the rider and minus the

front half of the horse.

[Rocknrule]

58. ROFL

[zonmoy]

28. perhaps his memorial should be combined with the hitler memorial

that a ex-nazi tried to start in wisconsin.

[DistressedAmerican]

29. Here Are Two I Worked Up A While Back

And the fully animated version of the last one with sound:

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/Part4.html

That is what I've got for ya.

[diamondsndust]

31. The picture of that guy with his head up his ass comes to mind ..

I don't have it saved on my computer or I would post it.

[dailykoff]

32. An eternal flaming cross

[Richard Steele]

37. It's gonna look something like:

[stevedeshazer]

38. The Prevention Memorial. No more Georges.

[minnesota_liberal]

39. Something impressive from a distance

Monumental, something with marble, maybe a reflecting pool.

Behind the fascade, everything would be shabby. Most of the doors wouldn't open. Drinking fountains wouldn't work. Just under the surface of the reflecting pool there'd be skeletons and industrial waste. Surrounding trees would be obviously artificial. Astroturf instead of grass.

[fishwax]

40. there'd be a bulge in his back

:rofl:

[Rocknrule]

57. And in his crotch

Don't forget that

[lpbk2713]

41. A fitting monument to Shit-for-Brains .....

He sold his country down the toilet. So that's how he should be remembered forevermore.

[mmonk]

42. Something similar to this

[LunaC]

45. It could only be this classic memorial

[PWRinNY]

46. How about

scrapes on his face, finger up his nose, exaggerated "package" for tweety to drool over, a pretzel in his mouth, and his hands across his throat in the universal choking sign.

[Rageneau]

49. Like an exploding toad.

[Khaotic]

52. Shrub Already Minted

Hard to believe, but the U.S. Mint produces that coin.

In case you can't wait to own your own, here's the link to purchase: http://catalog.usmint.gov/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10001&storeId=10001&productId=10752&langId=-1

It makes my stomach turn.

[AngryOldDem]

63. What's it say on the back?

I can't believe that he's EVER said anything worth remembering, much less worth inprinting on a coin.

[mwb970]

53. What else?

[Cha]

54. Uncurious george..

I'm just sayin'..who wants a monument to a damn monkey?

And if there ever is one..I'd say there's a future job for a monkeywrench gang.

[Hubert Flottz]

60. Like this...

[sweetheart]

61. Like this:

[LiberalHeart]

62. An empty suit with the price tag still attached.

I haven't decided if there should be blood stains on it. That could be implied.

Or, how about just erecting a statue of Karl Rove outside a prestigious school for would-be architects? He could be holding the blueprints for building president named Bush.

Or, a child missing limbs, with a crater in his chest -- and clutched in his severed hand is a picture of Bush with the International "No" symbol superimposed on it.

[elehhhhna]

64. the putrid, smoking hole where the twin towers once stood.

[long_green]

65. I live in the GWB Monument

It's called the Gulf Coast.

[kentuck]

66. A big old cowboy hat riding on a donkey...

with his feet dragging the ground...

[Rob H.]

67. A giant, burning pile of money

Since that's essentially what he's doing right now, why change it?