The real transcript of what Bush wrote for his radio address

[AndyA]

This is what Bush would have said on his radio address to the nation today if he'd spoken THE TRUTH:

This past week I had the pleasure to visit our nation's new 51st state: Iraq. It was an incredible feeling to stand in the cockpit of Air Force One and look down upon the devastation I have wrought on Iraq. The bombed out remains of buildings, rusting hulks of burned vehicles, blood running through the streets. It took my breathe away when I saw the sobbing, heartbroken Iraqi people mourning the loss of their loved ones. It reminded me of the sadness here at home, the families of 2,500 dead American soldiers with a hole in their hearts for the rest of their lives because of their dead family members.

It just doesn't get much better than this. I am the most powerful man in the world, and no one can stop me! There is no law that can prohibit me from doing as I see fit. There is no spirit, no God, no power that can change the outcome of my plans.

I have broken the country of Iraq, and I am well underway to breaking the spirit and the backs of the American people. America is dead. The new America will be what I want. My powerful and wealthy friends will control all that you see, hear, and do. You will be our puppets, you will do what we want, when we want. Kinda like those Roman Emporers, you will entertain us as we see fit.

The corporations will be in control, there will be no more middle class. There will only be the wealthy privileged, and slaves. If you get sick or weak, you will die. There will be no health care for you. Gay people will have no rights, as they are condemned to hell anyway. Women will have their owner's children when the man sees fit, and they will have no rights or say in what happens to them. God put them on Earth to reproduce, that is all.

If you don't like it, America, tough shit. I don't care what you think. You are not worthy of having rights and freedoms. You are too stupid to have them. You had your chance to do something about it long ago, but you did nothing to stop me when you could. You are sheep, you believe what you are told and question nothing. This makes you dangerous. You don't even care about your freedom enough to fight for it.

For this reason, you will have your freedoms taken away from you. Government I.D. cards will be issued to everyone in the coming months. A microchip will be embedded under your skin so you may be tracked and monitored 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Those who do not cooperate will be taken to one of the facilities built around the country to deal with insurgency. This is not an option, all Americans will be required to cooperate.

There will be no more elections, I will remain President until I see fit to appoint someone else to the position.

You have made your beds, now you must suffer the consequences. Your punishment will be the memory of the rights and freedoms you once had, which are now gone, due to your foolishness.

Thank you for listening.