Can you guess "who said it" from the following recent quotes?

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1. From a column calling upon Christians to influence the pop culture.

I appreciate the many conservative watchdog groups that alert us whenever a fresh stool drops from Hollywood’s left-of-liberal backside and floats to the top of society’s turd bowl.

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If conservatives are going to change the soiled and now soured diaper on our nation’s collective bottom, then we must get into the game with some killer tunes, scripts and talent and light this country up—or we’re doomed to watch gay cowboy movies and listen to gangsta rap. Yeech.

Hint: This mystery guest has a new book out which "is guaranteed to take the poo out of poodles."



2. As reported by NewsMax:

"I called Martha Alito yesterday to tell her to hang in there," Mrs. Mystery Guest told CNN International.

"I do think it's really important in the United States for people like Judge Alito to be treated with respect," she explained. "I think personal attacks are what people don't like and what are really unwarranted."

Mrs. Mystery Guest admitted that "every once in a while" the constant attacks on her own husband make her feel like crying, saying, "Does it ever not hurt? You know, not really."

Democrats not only made Mrs. Alito cry, but they also constantly hurt Mrs. Mystery Guest. This is, like, the saddest thing I've ever heard -- even worse than the time that the Democrats broke the heart of Clarence Thomas's kitten.

#3 through 8 at:
http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/

PS; #7 has to be Steve Baldwin
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