is bush hiding today?

[flordehinojos]

is he swatting flies with contraalteehzuh lice?
is he downing vodka giblets, brandy alexanders, grasshopers, sherry bristol creme or just plain gushing beer down his throat?

is poppy being served by our tax paid servants at the white house this weekend?

did the white house cook make barbara a birthday cake?

did they use the white house's fine china to toast the toad?

milosevich lived the grandlife at the expense of his people's freedom--the bushes think they are entitled to do the same at our expense.


do mariachis still play at the buhses parties...or have they switched to blue grass and country music now that being brown and south of the border is passeé?

how many olives does tony snow down with his martinis...and how long did he dream about intermingling his sorry butt in the sorriest parlor of power?

[napi21]

1. He's supposed to be holed up with his advisors at Camp David

all weekend, I think.

[ccpup]

2. So,

in other words, he IS drinking again! (his "advisors" being Jack -- as in Daniels -- and Wild -- as in Turkey ... sorry for the lack of names, but I don't drink so I'm not familiar with what's out there. maybe someone could pick up the thread and edumacate me?)

[napi21]

3. Well, I think he only drinks clear stuff, so...aybe Gray Goose or

Mr. Boston are attending the event!

[Jim Warren]

4. When he speaks in front of the nation

at the frigging SOTU address......he's hiding, 'cause he clearly has not a clue what life's real message is.

[sallyseven]

5. He is very quiet the last few days

Don't want to send out false alarms but do you supose that he got some bad news? Happy but not estatic about the Iraqi guy. Msybe he got bad news about Rove??? What do you think???

[flordehinojos]

6. or maybe he has gotten "good news"--that is, it would be good news from

his point of view: another 9/11 to consolidate his power and never give up the oval office...so maybe he and his contraalteeeeezaaaaaaah lice may just be swatting flies at camp david and drinking some heavy stuff...grey goose, jack daniels, tequila, ron, quien sabe?