In Philly? Want a sandwich?

[RB TexLa]

I'm sure everyone has seen the guy who wants all orders in English at his store. What would you do?

[salvorhardin]

1. Order in Klingon?

:shrug:

[Cobalt Violet]

2. I hate meat.

I wouldn't be eating there anyway.

[RebelOne]

4. So do I. But if I did order, it would be in English, of course.

[Book Lover]

3. Other:

Walk in and order in Italian. After all, this guy's nonno a nonna came from Sicilia, no?

[Seabiscuit]

5. I'd order a French sandwich: a Croque Monsieur

If he didn't know what it was, It'd tell him: "What's the matter with you? You're not civilized enough to speak French??" When he cursed me out I'd leave, calling him an "espece de con".

[RB TexLa]

6. I guess I should have added

Order in English then sit and everyone speak Spanish and point over at him and laugh from time to time.

:rofl:

[oasis]

7. Insist on no provolone cheese. American cheese only because it's the best

:sarcasm:

[degreesofgray]

8. I'd go to Pat's Steaks

just across the way.

[JVS]

9. I'd go to Pittsburgh instead.

[devilgrrl]

10. Easy. Order in Italian....

that will throw them off a little.