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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 09:43 PM
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I received this funny e-mail today.
Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 09:46 PM by enid602





>>>
>>>Several days ( weeks) ago our commander in
>>>chief, responding to questions from the press
>>>regarding the future of Don Rumsfeld, said, "I
>>>hear the voices, and I read the front page,
>>>and I know the speculation. But I'm the
>>>decider, and I decide what is best. And what's
>>>best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the
>>>secretary of defense."
>>>This entry from the blog, had to be shared:
>>>
>>>"It took me awhile, but I finally realized
>>>what "I'm the decider" reminds me of. It
>>>sounds like something a character in a Dr.
>>>Seuss book might say.
>>>
>>>So with apologies to the late Mr. Geisel, here
>>>is some idle speculation as to what else such
>>>a character might say.
>>>
>>>I'm the decider.
>>>I pick and I choose.
>>>I pick among whats.
>>>And choose among whos.
>>>
>>>And as I decide
>>>Each particular day
>>>The things I decide on
>>>All turn out that way.
>>>
>>>I decided on Freedom
>>>For all of Iraq.
>>>And now that we have it,
>>>I'm not looking back.
>>>
>>>I decided on tax cuts
>>>That just help the wealthy.
>>>And Medicare changes
>>>That aren't really healthy.
>>>
>>>And parklands and wetlands
>>>Who needs all that stuff?
>>>I decided that none
>>>Would be more than enough!
>>>
>>>I decided that schools
>>>All in all are the best
>>>The less that they teach
>>>And the more that they test.
>>>
>>>I decided those wages
>>>You need to get by
>>>Are much better spent
>>>On some CEO guy.
>>>
>>>I decided your Wade
>>>Which was versing your Roe
>>>Is terribly awful
>>>And just has to go.
>>>
>>>I decided that levees
>>>Are not really needed.
>>>Now when hurricanes come
>>>They can come unimpeded.
>>>
>>>That old Constitution?
>>>Well, I have decided
>>>Is "just goddam paper,"
>>>It should be derided.
>>>
>>>Iëve decided gay marriage
>>>Is icky and weird.
>>>Above all other things,
>>>It's the one to be feared.
>>>
>>>And Cheney and Rummy
>>>And Condi all know
>>>That I'm the Decider -
>>>They tell me it's so.
>>>
>>>I'm the Decider
>>>So watch what you say
>>>Or I may decide
>>>To have you whisked away.
>>>
>>>Or I'll tap your phones.
>>>Your e-mail I'll read.
>>>`cause I'm the Decider -
>>>Like Jesus decreed.
>>>
>>>Yes, I'm the Decider
>>>The finest alive
>>>And I'm nuking Iran.
>>>And that ain't no jive!!
>>>
>>>
>>>--
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 09:52 PM
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1. That is terrific. Is there someone who
could do a Seuss-chimp character to go with it?
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:12 PM
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4. Someone (many, in fact) has....!


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2bfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 11:33 PM
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10. Those are great.
:)
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butterfly77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-10-06 05:31 PM
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14. Your a mean one mr grinch...
the dumb bastard!
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:06 PM
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2. Kick & recommend!
Excellent piece!

:kick:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:08 PM
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3. Only stanza I don't think is truthy enough is
I decided on Freedom
>>>For all of Iraq.
>>>And now that we have it,
>>>I'm not looking back.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:13 PM
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5. It would rip and roar a bit more if it said
I decided on Freedom
For all of Iraq.
Once I free their OIL,
I'm not looking back.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:19 PM
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6. ewwww yessssss much better!
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jlayson Donating Member (60 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:28 PM
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7. Some more




Dr. Seuss meets George Bush

-- Author unknown

The Whos down in Whoville liked this country a lot,
But the Grinch in the White House, he really did not.
He didn't arrive by the will of the Whos,
But stole the election he really did lose.
Vowed to "rule from the middle," then installed his regime.
(Did this really happen or is it a bad dream?)

Didn't listen to voters, just friends he was pleasin'
Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be his heart wasn't working just right.
It could be, perhaps, that he wasn't too bright.
But no doubt the most likely reason of all,
Is that both brain and heart were two sizes too small.
In times of great turmoil, this was the bad news,
To have a big gummint that ignores its Whos.

But the Whos shrugged their shoulders, went on with their work,
Their duties as citizens so casually did shirk.
They shopped at the mall and watched their T.V.
They drove their gas guzzling big S.U.Vs.
Oblivious to what had gone down in D.C.
Ignoring the threats to their democracy.
They read the same papers that ran the same leads,
Reporting what only served corporate needs.
(For the policies affecting the lives of all nations
Were made by the giant U.S. Corporations.)
Big business grew fatter, fed by its own greed,
And by people who shopped for the things they don't need.

But amidst all the apathy came some unrest,
The Whos came to see we were fouling our nest.
And those who cared for the ideals of this nation
Began to discuss and exchange information.
Things missing in all of the corporate-owned news
Of FTAA meetings and CIA coups.
Of drilling for oil and restricting their rights.
They published some books and created Websites
Began to write letters and use their e-mail
(Though Homeland Security might send them to jail!)

What began as a whisper soon grew to a roar,
These things going on they just couldn't ignore.
They started to rise up and fight City Hall,
Let their voices be heard, as they rose to the call,
To vote, to petition, to gather, dissent,
To question the policies of the "president."

As greed gained in power and power knew no shame
The Whos came together, sang "Not in our name!"
One by one from their sleep and their slumber they woke
The old and the young, and all kinds of good folk,
The black, brown and white, the gay, bi- and straight,
All united to sing, "Feed our hope, not our hate!
Stop stockpiling weapons and aiming for war!
Stop feeding the rich, start feeding the poor!
Stop storming the deserts to fuel SUV's!
Stop telling us lies on our mainstream TV's!
Stop treating our children as a market to sack!
Stop feeding them Barney, Barbie and Big Mac!
Stop trying to addict them to lifelong consuming,
In a time when severe global warming is looming!
Stop sanctions! They're killing the kids in Iraq!
Start dealing with ours who are strung out on crack!"

A mighty sound started to rise and to grow,
"The old way of thinking, it simply must go!
No more God versus Allah, Muslim against Jew
With what lies ahead, well, it simply won't do!
No American dream that cares only for wealth
Ignoring the need for community health.
The rivers and forests are demanding their pay,
If we're to survive, we must walk a new way.
No more excessive and mindless consumption
Let's sharpen our minds up, and garner our gumption.
For ideas are simple, but practice is hard,
And not to be won by a poem on a card.
It needs the ideas and the acts of each Who,
So let's get together and plan what to do!"

And so they all gathered from all 'round the Earth
And from it all came a miraculous birth.
The hearts and the minds of the Whos they did grow,
Three sizes to fit what they feel and they know.
While the Grinches all shrank from their hate and their greed,
From bearing the weight of their every foul deed.

So from that day onward the standard of wealth,
Was whatever fed the Whos' spiritual health.
They gathered together to revel and feast,
And thanked all who pitched in to conquer their beast.
For although our story pits Grinches 'gainst Whos,
The true battle lies in what we daily choose.
For inside each Grinch is a tiny small Who,
And inside each Who is a tiny Grinch too.
One thrives on love and one thrives on greed.
Who will win out? It depends who you feed!

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ellenfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 11:27 PM
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8. kicked. eom
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 11:30 PM
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9. that's great!
e-mailed to family and friends.

Thanks!
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-10-06 08:07 AM
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11. k & r n/t
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greiner3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-10-06 03:59 PM
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12. I was so taken in by the poetry;
That I sent copies to friends and family. I tried to send it to mean jean (schmidt, I still had her email address in my contacts from 6 months ago) but it came back. Lol, even she no longer uses AOL.

Thanks for sharing a great post!
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-10-06 05:20 PM
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13. sent
I sent it to people on my distribution list as well.
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