Betty Bowers Reviews Ann Coulter's "Godless . . ."

[texastoast]

GO BETTY!

This week, sweet Ann Coulter released her latest in a series of pre-rehab books, entitled "Godless." Naturally, the title led me to believe that it was an unexpectedly candid autobiography. Alas, she may be saving that book until after she's been strapped to a bed at Hazelden for a month. Instead of using this book to dabble in the bracing novelty of introspection, Miss Coulter turns her two-setting mind ("off" and "off her rocker") to hector us about religion.

Let's be honest: Reading a book about religion from Ann Coulter is tantamount to reading a book about dieting from Michael Moore. After all, who wants to be lectured about not being Christian enough by an almost-50 year-old boozehound in a black leather miniskirt who has never been married? Count me as having a healthy skepticism over whether Miss Coulter has saved herself for marriage. Or anything, for that matter.

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Indeed, to hear Miss Coulter speak (in that wound up Martha Stewart-on-helium Connecticut lockjaw voice of hers), you'd think she is someone who actually embraces heartland, Christian, American values. In reality, however, she is less like June Cleaver baking pot-roast than she is like Samantha Jones baked on pot. Indeed, this is no piously serene Christian wife, but a braying loud mouth who wears super-slutty clothes, powders her bony nose more often than Lindsay Lohan (if you know what I mean), knocks back scotch with an alacrity that eludes Ted Kennedy since the advent of rheumatoid arthritis, lives only in cities filled with homos and screws anything willing to bang an anorexic skeleton.

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http://www.bettybowers.com/coulter.html

[hpot]

1. lol

C'mon Betty, don't hold anything back. Tell us what you really think of Mann Coulter.

[CottonBear]

2. "...an almost-50 year-old boozehound in a black leather miniskirt ..."

*Smackdown* Betty doesn't pull any punches.

[fishnfla]

3. Attacks on Aryann are unfair

She really is such an easy target. But it funny reading the various descriptions. No holds barred, I love it

[ComerPerro]

7. Easy target, but she deserves it.

[DemNoir]

4. Coulter Fest 2006

DU cant get enough Coulter! Gimmie more! 10 minutes went by without a Coulter post!

[Ladyhawk]

5. Damn...that was cold! n/t

[texastoast]

6. Do you think Betty might have hurt Ann's feelings?

Betty can be so harsh.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ComerPerro]

8. day-ym (that's damn with two syllables)

[greenbriar]

9. and how

That was most awesome!!!

[patdem]

17. Dern!!! thanks for letting me know what day-ym means!

I always thought it had to do with some Calypso music...Day-um...Hell, I'm a southerner and phonetically I say day-ym. You made me laugh out loud at my ignorance all these years!

[ClintonTyree]

10. "With a mouth so busy frothing it apparently has no time to eat".......

:rofl: Isn't THAT the truth! :rofl: That ANNorexic thinks she's "hot" is even funnier. Skeletor dressed in a mini-skirt does nothing for me but the perverted, sexually frustrated and starved freepazoids think she's the ideal woman. Funny though........ none of them seem to be rushing to wed the booze soaked, blond Q-Tip. She's what they call, "coyote ugly". You'd rather chew your own arm off in the morning rather than awaken the scrawny beast. Poor Annthrax........always the bridesmaid, never the bride. I guess men in our country still have SOME sense! ;)

[Tansy_Gold]

16. "coyote ugly"? I think not!

[zbdent]

11. Turn Coulter upside down, and you get

a skinny brunette with better breath and a less offensive orifice . . .

[texastoast]

13. Point.

:rofl:

[DinahMoeHum]

12. ". . .the coke-fueled rants of an angry minx. . ." LMAO !!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

14. Betty forgot the part about this skinny ass slut was supposed to have

a scheduled Lobotomy but escaped at the last moment and instead got a brain transplant from Satan...

[nomatrix]

15. Betty takes out the trash

I'm shocked that Betty doesn't understand why Coulter calls herself "Miss". Conflicts with your eyes spotting the Mann's adams apple.
Excellent review as well as her time saying tip at the bottom of her page.....
"For those of you pressed for time, but still don't wish to miss out on the tedium of being regaled by one recycled thought spread out over 300-odd pages: You can finish any Coulter book in less than 15 minutes by simply skipping over the word "liberals."
"Try it! This time saving technique is even more effective with anything typed by Sean Hannity, who has shown the bracing resourcefulness it takes to parlay basically two thoughts into an entire career."