As I turn on my TV and tune into the National Propaganda Channel (NBC)

[liberal N proud]

I hear they have killed bin Ladens No 2 AGAIN!
This time they are telling us that it is HUGE and bin Laden is worried.


How many times will the public buy this same bull shit story, No 2 killed????
:wtf:

[acmejack]

1. I keep telling you folks it is classic matrix management!

Everyone is a number two!

[SpiralHawk]

3. Except for Number 6

Please don't diss 6.

Be seeing you.

[acmejack]

5. Give number six an immediate promotion!

and send him to the front.

[deminks]

2. The national buscuit company is not up to date

We missed the number 2. But we got 17 other people, and we got to b*mb another country. And the Pentagon is telling us to laugh more. :sarcasm:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060114/ap_on_re_as/pakistan_al_qaida_attack

[Cooley Hurd]

4. "it's registered, or was in 1968, to a corporation known as NBC."

"Wait.. there's something more.. The computer isn't sure, but it thinks this NBC used to manufacture cookies."



I know my post is OT, but your Nabisco comment made me think of this SNL skit.:rofl:

[leftchick]

6. Surprise! They are terribly WRONG....

So the US kills 18 People in Pakistan who were NOT Zawahiri. Where the fuck is the Outrage???

Zawahiri 'not hit by US missile'

Zawahiri has been in hiding since 2001
The deputy leader of al-Qaeda was not in a Pakistani village near the Afghan border which was hit by in an apparent missile attack, Pakistan officials say.
The unnamed officials said the attack - in which at least 18 people were killed - was based on "false information".

Quoting intelligence sources, US media said it was a CIA raid. The US military says it is not aware of any operations taking place in the Bajaur tribal area.

Zawahiri has eluded capture since 2001 despite a $25m bounty on his head.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4612400.stm

[malaise]

8. And that is what I want to know

I swear all these men who elude capture are figments of some sicko's imagination. Sadly dead innocent poor people of this planet are very real.
The good news is that Condi is fugging with the Scandinavians and Spain and South America is beginning to stand up for its rights.

Removing these despots will take global will.

[flordehinojos]

7. THE NEWS THEY ARE GETTING IS COMING FROM THE LITTLE PEOPLE

HIDING UNDER BUSH'S BED...the ones that only bush can see and talk to... he is letting rove know, and rove is letting the national propaganda channedl and others like it know as well.

(i am not crazy.)
:silly:

[KharmaTrain]

9. They Have Bin Laden's Cellphone Number?

How else would they know he's worried. QUICK...get the NSA on their asses. Haul the entire newsroom to Gitmo and force them to eat Duncan Hunter chicken until they confess who their sources are. Waterboard Timmy until he confesses his real name is Mohammed bin Russin...take Tweety and blast Marilyn Manson and Emminem music at him day and night until he chokes on his own phlegm...then connect electrodes to Norah O'Donnell until she giggles up all her dirty little secrets!

Now I thought Al Zarquawi was #2, not Al Zarwharhiri...wanna bet they can't tell the difference. Again, the corporate media embarasses themselves...wipes the crap off and serves it as lunch to its viewers.

[TheGunslinger]

10. CBS Early Show just reported they MISSED.

But it was in a 10-second soundbite.

No mention of innocent villagers killed instead.


Damn liberal media.