Is Ann Coulter the 40-year-old virgin? Does she respect marriage?

[DesEtoiles]

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[racaulk]

11. OMG!!!

That's fucking hysterical!!!!!

:rofl:

[W_HAMILTON]

12. "See This?"

"I want you to wreck it."


I love it! Someone will probably complain about the vulgarity, but I laughed :D

[YOY]

14. Glad y'all liked it!

One of these days I'll have to start making serious posts...

[BlueIris]

17. I can't believe someone actually posted it. I didn't have the guts.

I made people PM me to get that.

And there's a sequel now!! It's sad that finding out about that was probably the highlight of my day.

[YOY]

20. Pretty sure the mods find it just as funny as the rest of us

Annes pretty f***ing obnoxious.

[MadMaddie]

2. Ann doesn't respect anything but greed and racism....

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. Come on, her interests are broader than that!

Greed, racism, anti-Semitism and other forms of religious bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia, intellectual bashing, keeping indentured servants, theocratic politics, class warfare.... Ann Coulter is really quite the neo-con remort woman.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. No to both. She/he/it has trouble remembering which sex she/he/it is..

[idgiehkt]

5. Read the Vanity Fair interview with her this month.

It's positively hysterical. She doesn't cough anything up, but he does ask he if she's ever 'dabbled in sodomy' or is she's 'sampling the tackle from coast to coast', among other things. The weird thing is, twice she answers by saying "thank you for respecting my constitutionally projected right to privacy". That threw me off, because I thought conseratives didn't belieive in that.

[DemoTex]

6. Ann is a drunk. Drunks are easy.

Ann would fuck a liberal in a pair of seconds. And love it!

[BlueIris]

7. Oh, come on. It's 2006. There's no way I believe Ann Coulter is still

40. She's forty five if she's a day.

[ms liberty]

8. I don't know about that, but mr liberty said tonite...

that he wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. He said she looked sick - as in morbidly, anorexic. He said her hair was lifeless and her skin dull...he was pretty grossed out. And that was without counting what came out of her mouth, and the fact that once she opened it no one got a word in edgewise!

[misternormal]

9. Rumor has it...

... that she's been down on everything but the titanic... and you heard it first at DU. :rofl:

[alcuno]

10. 40? She's 45 if she's a day.

Probably closing in on 50.

[BlueIris]

15. Punch-line thief.

[Canuckistanian]

21. Closing in on 50?

From which direction?

[Cleita]

13. Heard a rumor that she's ten years older than she admits to. n/t

[upi402]

16. HA! yeah her and the Katherine Harris she rode in on

No sex out of wedlock! Not even with Jeb -very often.

[DesEtoiles]

18. Morning kick for Ann

[MadHound]

19. Ann a virgin? Hah, that's a laugh

I'm sure she's been rode hard and put away wet more than once in her life. Last I heard, or paid attention, to her romantic life she was going out with some fellow from the Middle East. This was a few years ago however, about the time she was publishing her screed about going over to the ME in order to either kill Muslims or convert them to Christianity. Always wondered what her boyfriend thought about that, but since he's no longer with her, I guess I've got my answer.