We need a Const. Amend, banning ALCOHOL - it threatens more marriages

[blm]

than anything else.

We need a Constitutional Amendment banning women in the workplace - they threaten more marriages than anyone else.

We need a Constitutional Amendment banning business trips - they threaten more marriages than people can admit.

[benburch]

1. Republicans are the ones who most often cheat on their spouses...

...so we need to ban Republicans too.

I suggest we burn them all as witches.

[Minnesota Libra]

7. Oh, and they don't just cheat they add a good measure of cruelty..........

.....by doing stuff like Nitwit Gingrich did walking into his wife's hospital room the day after major surgery and announcing he wants a divorce. Sweet Born Again Christian guy there.:puke:

[Acryliccalico]

2. Maybe this is how the bible was written, do you think?

:sarcasm:

[blm]

13. yep - think of the guys coming up with the idea that a woman who had a

child is somehow dirty so we have to invent the idea that virgins are somehow cleaner and holier. Men and their "madonna" complexes - too afraid of real women.

An insult to any woman who ever bore a child.

[Minnesota Libra]

3. The First and Third - maybe - the second - forget it...........

.....:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

4. See, and I was thinking guns

Nothing ends a marriage faster than intimate homicide.

If the NeoCons get their way, the only Amendments still standing will be the 2nd, the 5th and 21st.

[blm]

11. True. Guns have a way of ending marriages permanently.

Heck - divorced people can get remarried.

[stepnw1f]

5. How about a Ban on Pollution?

That is a bigger threat to EVERYBODY. Their issue is so weak... we could tear it apart all day long.

[blm]

18. No kidding.

It really could be an endless thread if we weren't so tired and disgusted by the whole tactic.

[LynneSin]

6. How about a ban on Playboy, Maxim, Penthouse, FHM - we need that

geez, we women can't keep up with looking like that!

[Bassic]

9. Might as well ban all women's magazines as well then. nt

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Well, we HAD that alcohol amendment. The Volstad Act.

Worked out real well too. Just ask the shade of Al Capone. I just have no idea why we repealed it.

[blm]

12. Probably all those drunk, adulterer Republicans. ;)))

.

[Jackpine Radical]

15. I guess maybe they figgered out

that all those upstart shanty Irish like Joe Kenney were making too much moola off the stuff.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

10. kick

[johnnie]

14. Alcohol?

x(








Lol, kidding :)

[Jacobin]

16. Its already been tried.

No one remembers Prohibition?

It was repealed after a decade or so of it not working

[Greyhound]

17. Don't forget that we must ban the flagrant exposure of female flesh

in public - it breaks up more marriages than Playboy

And cosmetic surgery, don't forget cosmetic surgery - it only serves to tempt us to sin!