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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:10 AM
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The Only Reason we Copulate is to Procreate?
A homophobic Born Again just said this on cspan.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:12 AM
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1. republicans are mortified by sex
Edited on Tue Jun-06-06 07:13 AM by C_U_L8R
perhaps they just aren't good at it.

I'm surprised that they ever procreate at all
(which is not a bad idea)
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:14 AM
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2. They wait till they just can't stand it anymore, then they do the deed
You're right, they don't think of two men or two women being in love, they see porn movies in their heads.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:28 AM
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8. they're mortified by the sex they have -- but fascinated
with the sex you have.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:31 AM
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10. Sure your business is mine but you stay out of my business is RW thinking.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:34 AM
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12. hey -- they are bound and determined to be privileged.
more priveledged than you or me -- come hell or high water.
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:14 AM
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21. Republicans are afraid to touch each other...
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:17 AM
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3. here's a question for fuckwits like that:
I survived Hodgkin's Lymphoma when I was eleven and twelve. The chemo left me shooting blanks. Should I never have gotten married to my wife, with whom I share a satisfying love life, since that love life can never produce children?
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:33 AM
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11. Their unwaiverable answer is
no, you should not have gotten married, and many would answer never be allowed to get married.

Reminds me of that 14 year old kid a couple or three years ago that had a website up saying America should be just like this. Among other things he said sex should never be enjoyed. What struck most people the most is the kid argued that any woman that had an orgasm during sex should be put to death.

Friggin' crazy fundies. They're nuts. Complete deluded nuts.
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B3Nut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:11 AM
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20. In essence, the kid is saying God made a mistake
when He designed humans with the capacity to enjoy sex and have orgasms. What a blasphemer...methinks the flames are a-lickin' his feet as we speak... :D His Bible must not have the Song of Solomon in it. Ever read that? It'll steam your glasses up in a helluva hurry, let me tell ya.

Incidentally, that's what I'd say to those mounds of superfluous biomass who mutilate womens' clitorii...they must be smarter than God, since He screwed up putting that there in the first place.

Too bad you can't spray for stupidity....

Todd in Beerbratistan
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:17 AM
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4. Yeah and slomonese told him that legislating from the bible wasn't good
for america. BTW, by banning gays isn't that taxation without representation? They work and pay taxes just like everyone else. They can't change the direction of the country so they are trying to change the subject.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:19 AM
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5. Gays are pedophiles looking to adopt children
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WestHoustonDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:27 AM
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7. The same could be said about heterosexual men who like
little girls.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:30 AM
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9. I know was just repeating what some clown said, ignoring facts seems to be
a right wing strong point so they can be afraid of everyone thats not like them.
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WestHoustonDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:51 AM
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15. I knew that, I was just adding to it.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:25 AM
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6. These days, damn few folks fuck to have kids specifically.
To me anyway, it's rare.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:42 AM
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14. No wonder republicans are so angry
i'd be a pissy republican too without sex
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:40 AM
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13. Yes, I heard that psycho.
:crazy:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:55 AM
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16. I heard this one yesterday
Some woman I know was saying that she agrees with a marriage ban because two men or two women could not have kids. She said that marriage is for people so they can have kids because we are here to procreate. This woman has been around too. She has seen more dick than I have and I HAVE one.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:20 AM
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19. Alright, I surrender.
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:04 AM
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18. The only reason I copulate is to honor the great Satan.
It is a sacred ritual.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:15 AM
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22. He has to think that, because he only enjoys sex with men. - n/t
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