MY FIRST DU POLL: PLEASE HELP CONGRESS DECIDE WHAT TO DEBATE NEXT

[Jeffersons Ghost]

They claim this is a do-nothing Congress, which is unfair. They did plenty to keep us in the most unpopular U.S. war in history. They saved corperate America billions. Congress also helped us with oil companies and I'm glad to do my part at the pumps as a true American. Instead of criticizing congress, why not help them with some fresh ideas. If we don't do our part now they'll have to discuss boring things like war atrocities, immigration or a dictator president running wild, even in their sacred offices.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

1. Where's the debate on ThOsE WIth UmKEpT TOEnAilS?

Toenails! Thats my concern!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. i wish you'd have spoken sooner. i agree it's a real big issue

at least mine are!

[Lost-in-FL]

3. Camel toes. Should they be banned?

:puke:

[uppityperson]

5. snort

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

31. stop that laughing uppityperson that remark sounds like camel bigotry

[TahitiNut]

10. Only the polyester ones.

:evilgrin:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

12. this Lost-in-FL could be trolling did you catch the ethnic slur on camals?

you probably voted against cow marriage didn't you lost-in-fl

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. I worry about cow-marriage. do you know how many unmarried cows have sex?

millions of them, even as we speak! spreading nasty mad-cow disease.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. do you see how freeped my first poll is!!! I've been trying to warn you!

I feel like Gore talking about global warming around this joint! A true-blue would vote for cow-marriage! dammit! haven't you ever heard of cowservative democrats?

[DemonFighterLives]

8. Here I thougt you were talking about human/animal hybrids

:rofl:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

11. with sick ideas like that you could be liberal. here take the liberal test

DemonFighterLives, do you find yourself thinking about government or anything else for that matter?

do you have some warped ideas that all people are created equal and endowed by their creator with rights?

do you have some absurd notion that our country should not remain in a constant state of war?

do you expect the top 3% of wealth-holders should pay their share of taxes?

do you expect your fine government to be responsive and responsible?

[DemonFighterLives]

14. The human animal hybrids was dubya's nightmare

Answers are:

Thinking? what's that?

All created equal!

No to the War Without End Amen

The rich should pay and will have trouble passing through the eye of a needle

I expected the govt to be responsible and responsive, but there is a terrific lull in good governance

How's that?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

18. you ARE a libRIL. I knew it! you probably helped freep up my poll

now for the BIG question: how did you vote??? you voted for FLAG SNIFFING I BET!

[DemonFighterLives]

19. I already revealed my vote - the cow thingy

Moo! I saw this cute heifer that would look great in my barn.
I think the pukes ought to be required to get married wrapped in flags- from a caller to Air America yesterday.
:hide:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

22. sure that's what you said then but if we keep asking....

we'll eventually get the truth. you LibRil types are all the same and eventually crack under pressure. have you ever been to camp?

[DemonFighterLives]

7. Being from a dairy farm

I had to go with the cow marriage.
:rofl:
What better use of their time than immigration and marriage bans.
Big Eddy today was quoting someone who said let them get married, they can have the same problems as the rest of us.

Moo!
:dem:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. that's what I say ALL should get married! critters too!

I bet you've never heard of a calf from happily married animals getting busted for crack!

[DemonFighterLives]

13. No, no I haven't

:think:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

16. tell me this:

how many bulls do you see paying a single penny of calf-support? I'LL TELL YOU HOW DAMN MANY! NOT ONE! those sorry-assed bulls just walk away as if they could care less! Is it right for bulls to leave mother cows in pastures with calves sucking them dry? IN PASTURES, mind you, not houses like we have.

[dalaigh lllama]

15. Well, it's obvious cow marriage should be topping the agenda

And it's obvious cows shouldn't be allowed to marry. REAL marriage is between a cow and a bull! And don't even get me started on calf love.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. Department of Pasture-land Security will take care of those calf molesters

as for cows marrying I was talking about COWS MARRYING BULLS not some unnatural cow-to-cow hump-fest! that;s sick! Cows Marry Bulls and have calves, understand?

[sweetheart]

20. Let them debate biological weapons

They can ask that all biological munitions be brought in to the congress chamber,
and for different congresspersons to smell them and have a touch and feel with the
components, while the building is safely cordon'd off by persons in white suits.

Oh, what a debate it would be!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

24. to them biological weapons are always an issue with all the crap-slinging

[OneBlueSky]

21. Is voting Republican a "crime against humanity?" . . . n/t

.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

23. do you consider people humanity? it certainly violates cowmanity

[sweetheart]

25. quite possibly

It may be the most regrettable crime of the century.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

26. finally a true blue cowservative democrat!

do you believe that we are our brothers' keeper of his cows?

[sweetheart]

27. cows are cool

But i don't keep them, nor for my brother.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

28. you mean to say SUBSERVIENT married cows are cool, right? n/t

[sweetheart]

29. They eat too much

And the shit sucks your shoes off, can be a real bummer in the yard.
;-}

Ss well, cows need barbed wire fences and i rip my pants on barbed wire,
they'll just stretch a round-wire fence and break it... so between having
electric fences, and barbed wire, shit all over the place, and a moody
non-domesticated animal with all the farm-gear that goes with them,
eeeeee nope.

I like free cows... free from identity complexes.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

30. typical hippie idea. "FREE THE COWS" next thing you'll be saying...

is free the chickens!