I hope congress has time to debate cow-marriage after the gay thing...

[Jeffersons Ghost]

I'm glad they're smart enough not to waste their precious time debating silly things like a war that's turned into a murder-fest, destruction of the Bill of Rights, immigration, torture in secret camps or other violations of the Geneva Convention. Let's vote those Republicans in again! We can "stay the course" and perhaps raise gas prices to well over $5 a gallon if we let them keep helping America straighten out all these naughty sexual sins. Can we start calling the Decider-in-Thief a religious name like His Ass-holiness the Dope after Republicans get back in office with no threat of losing their jobs in November? After the way they act when their jobs are threatened i wonder how they'll be after voters give them an endorsement.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

1. do you know how many cows are having sex out of wedlock in America?

It's a disgrace! shameful! White-faced bulls having sex with multiple black cows! unmarried cows! Polygamists!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. many of these cows are quite MAD and can spread disease!

If they'd stay in monogamous marriages it would reduce mad-cow disease in America.

[liberal N proud]

3. Cow marriage... How dare they

:rofl:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. are you saying cows should continue practicing sex outside wedlock?

don't you dare sit up there laughing liberal N proud. Those damn cows are all across the mid-west and in TEXAS! LOTS OF COWS! ALL SCREWING AROUND, WHILE SPREADING MAD-COW DISEASE!

[ThomWV]

5. No Time, Gotta Move On To Flag Burning

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. dammit ThomWV cow marriage is a real problem! China can make us more flags

Do you know how much the federal govt spends on agricultural programs that are directly related to pregnant, unwed cows? Well, me either but it's a lot!!!

[ThomWV]

8. It always starts with the Angus and the Brama getting a little touchy ...

[Jigarotta]

10. burn them at the steak! nt

[Jeffersons Ghost]

11. Reactionary ideas like that give cowservatives a bad name Jigarotta

are you in the Cow-Clux-Clan or something?

[Jigarotta]

12. gimme me a minute, and I'll slip into that CCC Jersey. nt

[MercutioATC]

7. A few weeks ago they were voting on whether to send congrats to Turin

for a successful Olympics.

Yes, they were actually spending time voting on whether or not to officially to congratulate the people of Turin, Italy for a swell Olympics.

It's a good thing they got all of the serious issues out of the way first, no?

:eyes:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. well at least our borders are safe bush put FIFTY natl. guards on it! 50!

that's right! they finally got there late last week. I hope they catch immigrant cows trying to sneak in through their virtual fence!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

13. once i saw some cows about to do the deed and they were unmarried!