Tomorrow is Boomtime, Confusion 11, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3172

[htuttle]

You all can use any calendar you want, but tomorrow is just another day for me.

[im10ashus]

1. I know.

I still have to work too! Damn fundamentalists. Can't get ANYTHING right.

B-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Me too....

Though some think that tomorrow is The Rupture. Wait...did I spell that correctly?

;)

[htuttle]

7. The Honest Book of Truth speaks to this issue

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle;
the beasts of nature flock together and the
nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up
heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and
melts; and then on other days it just rains.

11. Indeed do many things come to pass.

--HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

[misternormal]

3. Amen... But I won't be riding any buses just in case...

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

5. Then who's gonna grab the wheel if the driver gets Raptured?

:rofl:

[misternormal]

8. I had a stimulating, although nauseous convo...

... with a christian fundamentalist once... She said that if one did not take Jesus Christ as one's savior then hell was at the end of one's life... I asked her this: If there is a Rabbi, who has lived by the Torah his entire life, not hurt a soul, and was the epitome of humanitarianism, would he go to hell?

Her reply: If he did not take Jesus Christ as his Savior he will go to hell, yes.

How about Gandhi, I asked... Same reply.

My comment: Bullshit!

Quick end of conversation. I detest the narrow mindedness of the RR and all they stand for.

[Richard Steele]

9. If they ever actually READ their bibles instead of just THUMPING them...

...they might actually have some different ideas from
the ones they've been brainwashed with.

To wit:

Revelation 20:12
And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God;
and the books were opened:
and another book was opened, which is the book of life:
and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books,
according to their works.

Revelation 20:13
And the sea gave up the dead which were in it;
and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them:
and they were judged every man according to their works.

[unpossibles]

10. That would predicate on their being able to read anything

their seriesly hugh morans.

[otherlander]

13. I have a neighbor just like that.

Suprise, suprise, she's got a huge gas-guzzling minivan covered in W stickers and other such things.... I like to think of it as the ignorancemobile....but I digress.

I don't believe in God, myself, but if I did, I don't think I could worship a God who would condemn His children to an eternity in Hell.

[pointblank]

11. Ahh

That reminds me of my favorite bumper sticker to laugh at:






On edit: I found this one and like it much better:



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Richard Steele]

12. My favorite "rapture" bumper sticker was briefer.

It was on a VERY crappy, beaten-up old compact;
the only bright color on the whole car was a very new
bumpersticker that said:
"In case of RAPTURE, I call 'dibs' on all your stuff!"

[unpossibles]

4. Hail Eris!

there is nothing to read here.

[nashville_brook]

6. fnord