Election Year Fear, or "Repukes are a bunch of sniveling cowards"

[maxrandb]

Just updating my semi-annual list of things the "so-called" party of "strength and rugged individualism" are scared to death of.

When you get right down to it. The Republican Party is nothing but a bunch of sniveling cowards afraid of their own shadow. Their only hope for retaining power is to try to make Americans as scared as they are.

Now, the America I know and love, is not a place full of chicken-shits. We're Americans! We are not sniveling little pissants!

Let's take a look at what the "big, bad, brave Republicans" are afraid of.

- Bearded men
- Homosexuals
- Strong, independent woman
- Unions
- Liberals under their beds
- Secularist
- DEA (maybe that's just Rush)
- Debate
- Truth
- Sex
- Hollywood
- Immigrants
- Service in the Military
- Single mothers
- Senior citizens
- Teachers
- Reporters (at least honest ones)
- Vietnam Veterans
- Mother's of dead soldiers
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- George Clinton (Funkadelics)
- Environmentalists
- Peace Activist
- Higher wages
- Health Care
- Jack Abrahamhoff
- Veterans

[DinahMoeHum]

1. The only thing they have to offer is fear itself.

:evilgrin:

[maxrandb]

2. Just thought of something else Republicans are petrified of

George W. Bush!

They're running away from him so fast, you'd think he has the bird flu.

[90-percent]

3. I LIKE IT

"The only thing Republicans have to offer IS FEAR ITSELF"

Damn,the Zappa fanatics on DU ROCK!

-85% Jimmy

[long_green]

4. you forgot to add "the free exercise of the right to vote"

nm

[AndyTiedye]

5. They Are Also Afraid of Impeachment, and War Crimes Tribunals

[Cosmocat]

6. two more ...

The UN, and in particular France ...

[Occulus]

7. "bearded men"

:wtf: