Election Year Fear (or Repukes are a bunch of sniveling cowards)

[maxrandb]

Just updating my semi-anual list of things the "so-called" party of "strength and rugged individualism" are scared to death of.

When you get right down to it. The Republican Party is nothing but a bunch of sniveling cowards afraid of their own shadow. Their only hope for retaining power is to try to make Americans as scared as they are.

Now, the America I know and love, is not a place full of chicken-shits. We're Americans! We are not sniveling little pissants!

Let's take a look at what the "big, bad, brave Republicans" are afraid of.

- Bearded men
- Homosexuals
- Strong, independent woman
- Unions
- Liberals under their beds
- Secularist
- DEA (maybe that's just Rush)
- Debate
- Truth
- Sex
- Hollywood
- Immigrants
- Service in the Military
- Single mothers
- Senior citizens
- Teachers
- Reporters (at least honest ones)
- Vietnam Veterans
- Mother's of dead soldiers
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- George Clinton (Funkadelics)
- Environmentalists
- Peace Activist
- Higher wages
- Health Care
- Jack Abrahamhoff
- Veterans