Oh say can you see in dawn's early light? . . . . . . . Please CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

"An O-ring looks like a little circle and it's used to blow us all up because Saddam hates our freedoms and loves our terrorists. It's all perfectly clear. . . . Of course in two years these tapes will erase themeselves and no one will remember. . . .(blah, blah, blah) . . . Coalition of the Silly . . . (blah, blah blah)."

[AndyA]

1. "My brain is about this big. I'm a freak of nature. The fact that I can

breathe, blink my eyes, and make my heart beat - all at the same time - has confounded my doctors for years."

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. President Bush describes the morning after Gannon's first night at the WH

:rofl:

[acmavm]

3. I'm a zero. A big fat zero. I control NOTHING. I make NO

decisions. My I.Q. rating is the same. Zero.

Geez, the back of my head feels hot. Is Unca Dick shooting those evil rays at me again?

[neoblues]

4. Caption...

Caught: Bush caught inadvertently playing with a juicy booger (we missed the shot of him picking his nose) while presenting to Congress (shows how much he respects them).

Perhaps it's a bit long...

[yellowcanine]

5. "Damn! I got this big booger and I don't know how to get rid of it."

[clydefrand]

7. Oh, gee, you got mine, Yellowcanine!

[orion9941]

6. "Hey Dick! Puff puff pass man!"

[RedStateShame]

8. What's Bush saying?

"OK, so Ted, Frank, Phil, and Steve, you all get tax cuts!! The rest of you get to hear me play the tiniest violin in the world."

[neoblues]

9. It Was This Big Around...

"BUT IT WAS JUST THIS LONG!"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

10. "The X-rays showed my brain to be this size."

[smokey nj]

11. "I like to roll my boogers up into little balls and fling 'em at people"