Why is it that every time I listen to Condileezza Rice....?

[kentuck]

I cannot remember one damn thing she said. She may as well be speaking a foreign language. How can someone talk so much and never say anything??

[saltpoint]

1. Her being a total sleazebag might have something to do with it. /nt

[sweetheart]

2. She's fogging you

She has a fog of mystery all around her :sarcasm:

You are just a public-rabble and she can blow you some lies, because your
opinion is just your opinion, and everyone has one, and so it doesn't
fucking matter, 'cuz she can do whatever the fuck she wants, just like
bush, and war and lies are all part of her remit. She is one viscious bitch,
that lady, like one of those vampires that leaps out of its coffin and
blood sucks her victems before they realize it... aah! :-)

[kentuck]

4. Oh my God !

Nightmares for weeks to come !

[leftofthedial]

3. she's spent her whole life not saying anything

while sounding like she knows more than whomever she's talking to

she's a highly intelligent idiot--a huge vocabulary, but she doesn't really know anything useful

[peacetalksforall]

5. You are not her audience - she is trying to hold on to their 'stupid base'

of support and votes. It doesn't have to be reasoned. It just has to sound official.

[TomInTib]

6. Same reason I can't remember seeing her playing piano or

speaking Russian.

She probably has been retro-fitted with some type of internal sensory-jamming device. One of those Low Frequency Radio Wave deals.

[earthboundmisfit]

7. It's her bobbleheading that gets me -

the scowl accompanied by that negative shaking,& bobbing of the head - I don't even have to have the sound up to get her message!

[tenshi816]

8. When I listen to her (and her boss),

I'm like a dog listening to a human: blahblahblahblahblah9/11terrablahblahblahfightingthemoverthereblahblahblahblah9/11blahblahwaronterrorblahblahblah, and so on.

Except my dog seems to like it when I talk to him.

[boston bean]

9. she is kindasleazy. nt

[leftyladyfrommo]

10. She is very careful to never say anything.

And she is very good at it.

She can also play the piano and ice skate.

[DeepModem Mom]

11. I can't get past her prissiness: Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. nt

[leftyladyfrommo]

12. She buys very expensive shoes, you know.