Post Your Original Political Limericks Here

[Faux pas]

Haven't seen this done in awhile. Here are my contributions:

There once was a brain fart named dubya
Who wanted people to think he's a bubba
He's really a snake
An idiot fake
Who's homilies the wrong way will rub ya
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There once was a f-er named rove
Who herded the sheep dubya drove
He tripped on his tongue
The bell can't be unrung
Now he's called "ramblin' rove"
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There once was an a-hole named limbot
Who thought his jokes rated a rim shot
He took all those drugs
Now he see bugs
And quite frankly suffers from brain rot

[trackfan]

1. OK

Karl Rove, the Republican meanie,
when alone googles "pregnant yount teenie",
and "underage boys",
and "kinky sex toys
for the ass", and then plays with his weenie.

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2. Yikes! I've always perceived rov-er as asexual. Never occurred

to me that he might be a perverted pedophile.

[Snotcicles]

3. Republicans Suck

Republicans Suck
Thats why we're stuck

With debt so high
More soldiers to die

His promise came due
To privilege the few

So tighten your belt
No pity is felt

They refuse to learn
The planet will burn

So down on your knees
Pray Democrats will seize

Both House and Senate
To show we meant it

Constitution gets tested
Supreme courts infested.

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7. I like it, thanks! n/t

[johnnie]

4. K

There once was a preznant named george
Who claimed to be a "preznant of war"
He squawked "Bring it on!"
Now our daughters and sons
Spill their blood which this "preznant" ignores.

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8. Too sad and too true. Thanks! n/t

[MADem]

5. What the hell!!!!!

There once was a lady named Rice
Who thought that her boss was quite nice
She called him her man
That was a bad plan
'cuz his wife put his nuts in a vice!

There once was a turdlet named Bush,
A nose-picker who sat on his tush.
He boozed, and he coked,
He cackled and joked,
It's past time for that asshole to shush!

A portly acolyte named Scottie
Whose talents were few and spotty
Has run away home
Replaced by a gnome
From the den of Murdoch, the Rottie.

Karl Rove, the architect of doom,
Was the fattest guy in the room.
But due to his sins
He's gotten quite thin.
Orange jumpsuits will fit him, and soon.

I'll tell you a tale you may know,
Of a bullshit artist named Snow.
He kissed Monkey ass
And was given a pass
To a job where he really does blow!

The election season is here
And the right has something to fear.
They can only be great
If they foment some hate
So watch out, if you're poor or you're queer!

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6. Brilliant!

:applause:

[MADem]

9. I'm no poet, but I always enjoyed a limerick! n/t

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10. Well, you could be called a poetic limerickist (I love making up

words LOL) because you are really good at it. I'm saving (read: stealing) yours!

[MADem]

11. Help yourself, I gotta million of 'em

Like I said, I don't go for poetry much, but limericks just come a bit easier to me. Ever since I was a kid and heard the naughty version of "There was an old man from Nantucket" I was totally hooked!

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13. Thanks. I hate to admit it, but I've never heard any of the

Nantucket limericks. The only part I've ever heard was "there was a man/woman/whatever from Nantucket..." and that's all I know. Pretty funny if you think about it.

[MADem]

16. Well, Nantucket rhymes with more than bucket!!!

So you can imagine where those went, and what the old man from Nantucket was up to!!

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18. LOL I figured out that much. Like pucket, ducket, and mucket...

;-)

[otherlander]

12. I posted these on another thread a while ago, but since you asked...

Here ya go. ^_^

There once was a man named McClellan
Who was hired to exonerate a fellon
he was fat as all hell,
could lie very well,
but was no match for a woman named Helen.

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"In the name of the law," said a man, "Stop!"
He found the law noble, for he was a cop.
But the law set Kissenger free forever more,
So it seems to me that the law is a whore
who sells herself where presidents shop.

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14. L-o-v-e the McClellan one, thanks! n/t

[sakabatou]

15. Mine

There is an idiot named George
On war profiteering he'd gorge
He isn't to bright
As his policies are to the right
With truth he'd throw into the forge

There once was a man named Powell
On not planning for wars he would howl
But he went on a crusade
To make "Iraqi Marmalade"
But to his job went a-foul

There is a fat asshat named Karl
With his buddy Dick, they would snarl
When he dances with flies
Out come the lies
With the public he would quar'll

There is a man named Dick
Whom many would call a great p***k
When he had fun
People saw what he'd done
And then they would say, "You are sick!"

There is a liar called Bill
Many say he's a government shill
With a loofah in hand
And a falafel made of sand
Would say, "K.O. I must kill."

There is a guy named Hannity
People could not get past is insanity
With the mic to his mouth
As his ratings go south
Would come a great many profanity

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17. Those are really great! Thanks for contributing. n/t