71 yr. old Busted for growing Pot & Mushrooms to fight Islamic Terrorism

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/06/02/entertainment/main1676412.shtml

You can't make this stuff up.
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(CBS/AP) A country music hit songwriter and his wife have been charged with growing marijuana inside their home and possessing hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Police say 71-year-old Hal Bynum – who wrote numerous hits including the Kenny Rogers song "Lucille" - and Jan Bynum, 48, turned themselves in Wednesday and were released after posting bail.

WTVF-TV quotes the Bynums as saying that they were selling drugs to raise money for an awareness campaign against terrorist organizations.

"I was hoping to provide help and funding to the anti-Jihad and pro-Western civilization cause," Jan Bynum is quoted as saying. "People are in denial about the threat we are facing."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Headline of the year.

:rofl:

[Ian David]

2. You picked a fine time, to bust me Lucile...

With jihad in mid-east and pot in the field.

[Swamp Rat]

3. I bet Jan was high as a comet when she said that.

:eyes:

[ck4829]

4. A clue as to how high these chicken hawks really are?

:shrug: