Michigan Residents Be Afraid

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http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/features/article571538.ece

During the private inaugural party at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, in 2000, President George W Bush glanced across the room and recognised a man who - by his own account - has urinated on a nun, soiled his trousers for a week in order to avoid the draft, and been detained on a charge of indecent exposure, after experiencing difficulties with his loincloth in Little Rock, Arkansas. The President confronted him as a matter of urgency.

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1. Why did I guess from the subject line...

that you were talking about Ted Nugent! I guess it seemed so damned obvious! :)

"It's a free-for-all!..."

[walldude]

2. Let's not forget Ted's um... fascination with young girls

He's number 8 in Spin Magazine's Hall of Sleaze:

8. Ted Nugent Madman; carnivore Best described as: Maniacal Claim to eternal infamy: Though best known today as a guy who'd rather be bow-hunting, the Nuge cut a wide swath through the untamed pubic hair of the 1970s. His crowning achievement occurred in 1978, when Nugent became the legal guardian of a 17-year-old Hawaiian girl in order to have sex with her. He argued that this legal loophole was actually less sleazy than the alternative, although this logic suggests that the possibility of not having sex with 17-year-old girls was never even considered. All you really need to know: "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" is only the second best song in Nugent's catalog involving the word wang.


http://www.spin-news.com/features/magazine/2003/06/rock_n_roll_hall_sleaze/

Yeah, ole Teddy's a real standup Patriot...

[muntrv]

3. He wouldn't get too far.

The other Republicans would use his past against him in the primary. He's not the most popular Michigander. Eminem is more popular than Ted.

[noamnety]

4. no need to worry

We'll just tape enlistment papers to the front door of his campaign office. He and all his volunteers will scurry away in fear. Then they can go shoot some squirrels to console themselves.

[knitter4democracy]

5. Dang. I was hoping it was DeVos.

Oh well. DeVos just wants to be the next Bush. He already has his presidential website bought and ready.

http://devosforpresident.com/