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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 08:57 PM
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Steve Martin makes fun of Bill O'Reilly....pretty funny..
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 08:58 PM by MnFats
..http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20051230/cm_huffpost/013068;_ylt=Auis65d7f1K_zVUa0XD4lWbMWRIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4MzQ0N2p2BHNlYwMxNzA0

This year’s leap second is an assault on the American public," says commentator Bill O’Reilly. "The reason the leap second is even being proposed is because of America Haters, because of Iraqi hate mongers, and let’s be honest, Shiites. Why would you add a second to the year unless you’re an anti-American hate monger? I remember liberals at a party saying, ‘let’s add a second to the year’ and I was the only one who spoke up against it. Why would they want to add a second to the year? Because it gives them a second longer to hate Bush.


“Look, look, look, look. A leap second is a denial of everything American, of everything good, of everything moral. They’re saying we need this seconds because the earth rotates on its axis and revolves around the earth, well this is the no spin zone. So we don’t need a leap second. Though I would rather have a leap second than some of these hate-mongers who go around hating even their own ideas! They need to hate their own ideas so much that you have many liberals proposing the leap second, which is an idea that they hate, yet, they propose.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 08:59 PM
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1. Thank for the take. Where did you see this? Do you have a link?
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:07 PM
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2. Go Steve!
Please, don’t let these Darwinian leap-seconders, who believe that the planets revolve around the sun, who believe that rocks are sedimentary, igneous and stalactites, who are innocent dim-wit believers in a faith bordering on hating everything religious like trees and fruitcake, yet, who don’t believe in John 7:12:45:67:89, have their say.

“But you know what I love? Dialogue. Rational dialogue which allows me to say that aliens from a Iraqi loving planet want to abolish Christmas by adding a leap second to the Darwinian anti-God year. Dialogue is what keeps the American system God-loving and anti non-God. It also keeps the anti-God loving non-Iraqi loving insurgent deniers able to voice their hideous so-called opinions over the American loving tolerant airways. And now let’s take some calls.”

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:11 PM
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3. The best part is, O'Lielly will take it seriously.
He'll have a humourless rebuttal, I'll betcha anything.
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Brundle_Fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:16 PM
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4. read it
loved it

K&R
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:43 PM
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5. Looks as if Keith Olbermann is in good company!
Make room in the O'Reilly doghouse, Keith--because one WILD AND CRAZY GUY is coming in!!
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:50 PM
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6. O'Loofah
Here's chickenhawk O'LOOFAH receiving the VFW Errect Loofah Award
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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 11:51 PM
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7. best way to fight these guys is ridicule
i wish steve would do more topical stuff
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:29 AM
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8. ya had me going there...
I thought for a minute that was the ACTUAL O'Lielly script...
and Steve was going to riff on that.
Gotta admit; it sounds like something O'Lielly would do.
:popcorn: :rofl:
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