Fox: "Nancy and Charlie and Gore, oh my!!"

[Sparkly]

Fox Analyst: "Watch out America! You may be fed up with the Republican party right now, but think before you vote for Democrats! If Congress turns Democrat this fall, we'll be facing the prospect of Nancy Sinatra as Speaker of the House, and Chip Reid as Senate Majority Leader. Imagine committees chaired by people like the gay Tommy Franks of Massachussetts, or that husky-voiced Charlie Brown from New York.

Even worse, congressional majorities could boost a win for Hillary in '08, where she could have a cabinet of people like General Dick Clark, The flip-flopping Bob Kerry of Massachussetts, and perhaps psychic John Edward as attorney general! All we need is for ambassador George Wilson to get back in the game, or maybe corrupt politicians like Thomas Jefferson to get pardoned. DNC chair James Dean could leave his position and take a federal appointment. And do we really need another Vice President Vidal Gore?"

This post inspired by "Mike Ditka," discussed in this thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2641913

[blm]

1. HAHAH - this sounds like the South Carolina "analyst" explaining why

voters should be scared of Democrats.

[orwell]

2. As long as...

...Oscar Meier stays out of the White House.

He's a real weenie.

[Stinky The Clown]

3. One problem with all this ......

You got Vidal and Lesley mixed up.