Maybe the NSA can help PAT ROBERTSON hear God better.

[Vinnie From Indy]

Pat Robertson recently blurted out that the Holy Lord of Lords and Heavenly Father told him personally that the East Coast of America was going to be "lashed by storms" in the coming months. Pat had to qualify this revelation because he wasn't sure he heard the Lord correctly. He said, "If I heard the Lord right, storms will lash the coast".


Maybe them NSA guys can rerun their tape of the call for Pat
He can turn up the treble all the way to try and hear the Holy Father better.

I heard from people in the room during the incident with the Lord that Pat was pacing back and forth and toward the window to get better reception. He kept screaming into the phone "Huh? Rub my ass on a post? Huh? What, what was that? I got static here Lord. Are you driving? Huh? Oh! It's a little better now! Did you just say that something on my ass is toast? Oh! Sorry Lord! Yes sir, storms will lash the coast. Yeah I got it. Thank you Sir! Thank you! Hey Lord I was wondering if I could...Lord? Lord?"

Pat slowly put down the phone. According to my sources, Pat turned to them and said, "I don't understand it, he called me a moron and hung up again."

[jimshoes]

1. Maybe he just fell asleep with

the Weather Channel on. :evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

2. Geez, thanks Pat.

The Lord also told me that the Mid-west will have Tornadoes, and the West will have wild fires. Oh, and that this winter North Dakota will have cold weather and snow.

[Vinnie From Indy]

4. And, Republicans will lie, cheat and steal as general rule.

[stepnw1f]

3. Oh Shit That Was Funny

thanks.